Episode 62 - Won't Somebody PLEASE Think of the Children?!

Did you know that every hour, on the hour, seven hundred children will be devoured by hungry wolves? Sound crazy? Think again. The new trend sweeping our nation's schools is called "Luping". After taking ecstasy, kids wander through the woods in search of wolves. These misguided miscreants think the bites they are about to receive will turn them into werewolves, just like in their favorite books, but that only happens 15% of the time. For most of these pint-sized punks, the only thing that they'll be turning into is wolf shit. More at 11:00.