Episode 63 – Can I Borrow Your Child?

"I'm only human, can't you see? I made, I made a mistake" - Ben prides himself on his ability to find things in Bunnings. - Ben needs someone to accompany him to Funfields water park, so he doesn’t look like a creep. - Nobody doesn’t want to go out drinking when she has a perfectly good apartment. - Nobody endures a perfect storm of food poisoning – aka. her Christmas nadir. - We check in on the Gävle Goat for 2024 and learn about the IKEA goat. - Nobody is impressed by Ben’s roommates six in one shower gel. - Ben wants to know if he’s justified in killing an old woman at the movies.