Episode 64

Jake joins us this week!!! And we talk about: Drunk personas Erik’s favorite happy hour drinks People that used to drive drunk/buzzed The OG podcast episodes Jake and Michelle’s house plants Plants create oxygen The death of The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles America’s painted rats in a bad light The real lifespan of a turtle Dolly’s beliefs on the Yakuza The 90’s live action Ninja Turtles movies The Coreys: Corey Haim and Corey Feldman Corey Feldman’s live show @ Studio Seven The beach is the only place people should wear bikinis “She Shreds” goes to NAMM and discovers an inappropriate product Companies that use women in bikinis Baywatch’s ridiculously long body shot montages Lotta’s “Big Big Energy” Going to the casino and winning Jake’s lucky Estate Sale find The way people from England say “Z” The origin story of the Clyde Hill neighborhood near Bellevue, WA East coast cities named after European cities The meaning behind the name Portland How to spell “Mississippi” and “Bananas” Our morning routine updates Face moisturizer with SPF Vitamin D from the sun vs suppliments Jake’s face needs more moisture and forgot how to say “Milligrams” Chemical names are hard to say, so we make up our own name “Florp” Dying your hair naturally doesn’t work well, you needs drugs/chems Harry Potter hair styles Beard comb-over Random hair that can appear anywhere Dolly gives her dad a haircut and it goes wrong Erik’s dad cut his brother’s ear once while giving him a haircut The Mike Tyson and Evander Holyfield fight Celebrities speaking truth and focusing on friends and family instead of fame We’re all stand up comics in our own lives Erik hasn’t seen Grease and gets confused by Dolly’s instagram story reference Grease: the musical and The Outsiders Book report hack: pick a book that was made into a movie Jake’s daughter Molly joins us for the end of the podcast We predict Molly’s future Sweetheart vs Bless their heart And much more…