Episode 64

Episode 64 Transcript courtesy of Laurie Foster Piss Driblets 2090 Infantilism 1926 Hunting Cry Babies 1438 Ants 1313 See All the Problems... jQuery(document).ready( function($) { console.log('test'); $('.voteup').click(function() { var problem_id = $(this).data("id"); console.log(problem_id); var data = { action: 'problem_vote_up', problem_id: problem_id, solution: false, }; var me = $(this); var ajaxurl = 'https://biggest.thedickshow.com/wp-admin/admin-ajax.php'; var ajaxurl = 'https://biggest.thedickshow.com/wp-content/plugins/big-list/vote_handler.php'; jQuery.post(ajaxurl, data, function(response) { console.log(response); obj = jQuery.parseJSON(response); console.log(obj); $('.votes-'+obj.problem_id).text(obj.votes); }); return false; }); $('.votedown').click(function() { var problem_id = $(this).data("id"); console.log(problem_id); var data = { action: 'problem_vote_down', problem_id: problem_id, solution: false, }; var me = $(this); var ajaxurl = 'https://biggest.thedickshow.com/wp-admin/admin-ajax.php'; var ajaxurl = 'https://biggest.thedickshow.com/wp-content/plugins/big-list/vote_handler.php'; jQuery.post(ajaxurl, data, function(response) { obj = jQuery.parseJSON(response); console.log(obj); $('.votes-'+obj.problem_id).text(obj.votes); }); return false; }); }); The problem we’ve teased in the intro for a while now is finally brought in: ants. Also, another type of ant that’s arguably worse: infantalism. Just a bunch of emotionally immature cry babies who can’t cope with the stress and pressure of life. And speaking of cry babies, Dick takes the trophy-hunting variety to task. And “piss driblets.” Big thanks to US for sponsoring this episode. The reviews are in and people love Bonus Episode #10. Thanks for supporting the show. Here’s that video I referred to in this episode. It took 10 tons of cement to fill up one ant colony. The comments on the video are pretty choice, with a song about tartar sauce and this gem: “Fuck you bitch! I uploaded this motherfuka I’ll comment whatever I want son!” And on that note, here’s some more great fan art: Ahmed Bially https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCo4neIaKrLSICqjS4VKGVbAhttps://twitter.com/ghidanouri1 And this incredible homage by @olomerol http://www.sabandija.com@olomerol More F+ work, keep them coming. Thumbnail by: Jack Tubbs Thumbnail sources: Easel: https://www.flickr.com/photos/chippenziedeutch/3037224782/ Guy: https://www.flickr.com/photos/henry_huey/15211501890/ Kid’s drawing: https://www.flickr.com/photos/mejuan/4384019575/ Kindergarten: https://www.flickr.com/photos/wwworks/2885861465/ Sources: FlavorWire.com – Enlightenment philosophy for a generation of adult infants Wikipedia – Paraphilic infantalism Reader’s Digest – 13 common items for getting rid of ants Google search on “how to get rid of:”