Episode 64: Aladdin - Bram Stoker's Dracula: November 13, 1992

This week the boys take a magic carpet ride back to November 13th, 1992 to rub some lamps and suck some blood with Disney’s ALADDIN and BRAM STOKER’S DRACULA.  It’s a whole new world on Episode 64 of OPENING WEEKEND!The scene: A young, dark haired handsome man finds a magic lamp in the desert and is granted three wishes by the all-powerful Genie: "I want to be to be rich, I want to be famous, I want to have a spotless British accent!” Well, Keanu, two out of three ain’t bad, right?  November 13, 1992 was an opening weekend filled with bravura performances: Robin Williams’ “Genie”, Gary Oldman’s “Count Dracula”, and Fred and Dan’s “Leather Guy and Construction Worker from The Village People.”   As young Prince Ali was hustling his way through the streets of Agrabah, young Jason was GETTING hustled on the streets of Little Italy. “You ain’t never met a friend like me!” said the Three Card Monte dealer…Which is more entertaining: Gary Oldman running around Transylvania wearing silly wigs and getting  drunk on blood  or Jason, Dan, and Fred running around Hempstead, Long Island wearing silly hats PRETENDING to be drunk in student-produced Chekhov comedies? Answer: Neither, because WHAT ARE YOU DOING Anthony Hopkins?!? And the boys get a very special announcement via a genetically altered Stork in the mail-sack!DRACOOOOOOOL!