Episode 66: Knickshausen GOATS In 5, Venti Americano, Gable + more! | Schoolboy Rollup | 6/4/26

Buckle up, folks! Today we’re diving into everything from the spectacle that is AEW’s latest match to the Knicks' miraculous winning streak, sprinkled with hilarious DMV stories and wrestling banter that could make even a stone smile. If chaos, comedy, and a little bit of sports trivia excite you, you’re in the right place—and don’t worry, we’ve got enough humor to turn a DMV disaster into a comedy goldmine.The stunning debut of the Mariachi Bands at AEW, complete with festive singing and cultural flairThe Knicks' 12-game winning streak and the nostalgic trip down NBA memory laneWrestling debates — Seth Rollins’ reign, King of the Ring upset potential, and the underrated talents of Chad Gable and JuliaThe bizarre, heartwarming, and downright hilarious DMV adventures of a guy who forgot his registration and almost got a ticketThe surprising box office downfall of “Mandalorian” and the surprising competition from the “Backrooms” horror flickThe latest WWE roster shuffles and the exciting prospects of the Bloodline sagaChapters00:00 - Welcome to the chaos: wrestling, NBA, and DMV tales collide00:39 - AEW’s epic intro scene with mariachi bands and cultural swagger01:48 - WWE’s theatrical brilliance and the art of the perfect entrance02:58 - The rise of Ludwig Kaiser and the fleeting fame of luchador culture05:11 - The mysterious Kimberly Kross arrest update—spoiler: she's fine!07:02 - Vegas or San Diego? The epic debate over upcoming AEW events09:15 - The saga of Chad Gable, his potential main roster push, and WWE’s talent management12:17 - The return of old-school Judgment Day vibes and the legendary "Rob’s" DMV adventures15:23 - How a kind cop in East Orange made failing to renew a registration seem almost pleasant18:06 - Knicks' NBA playoff run, streak, and nostalgic league memories19:39 - The overhyped Yama and NBA superstardom, plus the Knicks' good luck charm24:25 - The eternal suffering of elite wrestling fans and the DMX-inspired chants of resilience26:21 - Amusement parks, log flumes, and the rollercoaster tales from middle age28:09 - WWE’s “beer tea” and “sloppy” pay-per-view reviews—are they even trying?30:58 - The absurdity of the “Clash in Italy,” and WWE’s latest booking blunders34:22 - PED rumors, body transformations, and the weird world of wrestling fitness36:14 - LA Knight’s current run, the potential of Money in the Bank, and the chaotic saga of AEW’s AEW39:12 - Who will win King of the Ring? Spoiler: Seth Rollins might be the sacrificial lamb42:41 - The legendary debate: Xavier Woods, Montes, or maybe even another dark horse—who should take the crown?44:08 - Julia Hart’s talent, why WWE is wasting her, and the weirdness of international promos46:24 - “The Mandalorian” box office crash and the decline of Star Wars in theaters48:50 - A quick rundown on the “Backrooms” horror flick and the sad state of franchise storytelling