Episode 67 - Charcutes For Jesus

Send us Fan MailJoin us for another enlightening episode where we chat about life’s little absurdities. We dive into the wonderful world of cocktails with "Bubbly Baptism." Tipsy times ensue as we also explore Taco Bell's latest Cheez-It creations and the joy of stretchy maternity pants. Featuring our witty hosts Abigail, Moroni, aaaAAAaaa, Abish, and special guest Claudia.Scriptures: [00:07:59]Get ready for a rollicking ride through the Doctrine and Covenants 20. Claudia  and Abish tag team as we deconstruct Joseph Smith’s grandiose declarations, while sprinkling in personal anecdotes and a playful critique of church doctrines. The hosts hilariously break down Joseph Smith’s self-aggrandizement, focusing on belief, baptism, and a dose of sarcasm.Church Teachings: [00:50:26]Dive deep into the organizational chaos of early Mormonism with aaaAAAaaa's comedic take on the second half of D&C 20. From the duties of apostles and priests to the specifics of baptism and sacrament prayers, it's all here. The hosts' humorous asides, including stories about scout camp and Lagoon adventures, make this segment a memorable mix of history and hilarity.History: [01:07:09]We start with tales from Australia, where Abigail and aaaAAAaaa lament their platypus-less adventure. Then, it’s on to the main event: Joseph F. Smith. Born amidst chaos in Far West, Missouri, and shaped by trauma, his life was marked by hardship, racism, and controversial decisions. From early marriages to missionary misadventures, this segment uncovers the tumultuous life of one of Mormonism’s most notorious figures.Joseph F. Smith: a man of many grudges and a violent temper. This segment highlights his notorious outbursts, including physical attacks and threats, his struggle with tobacco addiction, and his vendetta against those who crossed him. Smith’s life was a storm of aggression and personal vendettas.Smith’s treatment of his wife, Levira, is laid bare. From physical abuse to derogatory comments, his actions led to Levira’s eventual escape and lifelong independence. This segment sheds light on the grim realities of his personal life and the enduring strength of Levira.During his mission, Smith didn’t shy away from wielding power. Excommunications were rampant, often for trivial reasons, showcasing his authoritarian streak. His disdain for those who defied him and his prejudiced views are explored with our signature sarcastic twist.He did, however, have moments of self-awareness. In his later years, he advised his son to avoid his own mistakes, highlighting the importance of self-control. This brief moment of introspection is a stark contrast to the rest of his life’s turmoil.We wrap up with our final thoughts on Joseph F. Smith. Despite his controversial actions, he is a figure who left a lasting impact on Mormon history. Levira and her cow Cherry receive a nod of sympathy, and we hope Levira found peace after her tumultuous marriage. Join us as we close the book on Joseph F. Smith and prepare for the next fascinating chapter in our journey.Follow us on Insta @gr8_and_spacious, Twitter @gr8andspacious, Discord (https://discord.gg/pdeXSQdga) and Reddit u/gr8_and_spacious for behind-the-scenes shenanigans, hilarious memes, and maybe even a sneak peek at our next episode..If you've got a burning question, a hilarious anecdote, or just want to say hi, shoot us an epistle at [email protected] don't forget to like, subscribe, and leave a review of our podcast!Support the show