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EPISODE · Sep 1, 2015 · 1H 1M

Episode 68

from The Biggest Problem in the Universe

Episode 68 Transcript courtesy of Megan Pennock. People Who Can't Cook 1800 Toddlers 1752 See All the Problems... jQuery(document).ready( function($) { console.log('test'); $('.voteup').click(function() { var problem_id = $(this).data("id"); console.log(problem_id); var data = { action: 'problem_vote_up', problem_id: problem_id, solution: false, }; var me = $(this); var ajaxurl = 'https://biggest.thedickshow.com/wp-admin/admin-ajax.php'; var ajaxurl = 'https://biggest.thedickshow.com/wp-content/plugins/big-list/vote_handler.php'; jQuery.post(ajaxurl, data, function(response) { console.log(response); obj = jQuery.parseJSON(response); console.log(obj); $('.votes-'+obj.problem_id).text(obj.votes); }); return false; }); $('.votedown').click(function() { var problem_id = $(this).data("id"); console.log(problem_id); var data = { action: 'problem_vote_down', problem_id: problem_id, solution: false, }; var me = $(this); var ajaxurl = 'https://biggest.thedickshow.com/wp-admin/admin-ajax.php'; var ajaxurl = 'https://biggest.thedickshow.com/wp-content/plugins/big-list/vote_handler.php'; jQuery.post(ajaxurl, data, function(response) { obj = jQuery.parseJSON(response); console.log(obj); $('.votes-'+obj.problem_id).text(obj.votes); }); return false; }); }); This week’s problems are both subsets of bigger problems: “People Who Can’t Cook” is a subset of anti-intellectualism, and “Toddlers” is a subset of “Babies,” since not all babies survive it to toddler age, whatever age that may be. Also, whoever wagered his life savings to see a video of a shitty self-checkout machine not working, send me an email at [email protected] because I’m going to take you to the cleaners. The metaphorical ones when I clean out your bank accounts, and the literal when you shit your pants when you realize I have multiple videos. Special thanks to Audible. Check out http://audiblepodcast.com/biggest for a free audio book download. Also, thanks to @asterios for calling in this week. And a big thanks to Tom Phillips and Denzel Walkes from http://www.gameobliterator.biz/ for calling in all the way from Germany to give us his report. Thumbnail by Eliazar Tatar Thumbnail Sources: Flickr – Middle fingers Flickr – Hello kid Flickr – Daycare Tom Phillips’ score: “Breaking In” – Boxcat Games Sources: YouTube – People who can’t cook is a problem from a new video I’m making. Coming soon…

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