Episode 68: Chicago Plows ICE, Leopards Love Eating Faces, Screaming Infidelities, Olympic Gold = Cold Burgers, Quantity Does Not Equal Quality At The SOTU, Trump Bombs Iran, and more

Donald Trump bombs Iran with Israel in tow, launching the third Middle East war in your host’s lifetime, and much to his chagrin. Chicago crowdsources the names for its new snowplows and the people have spoken. Welcome to the fleet, Abolish ICE! MAGA loonies are eager to have leopards eat their faces, and those of their loved ones. The Clintons testify about Epstein. U.S. hockey players win gold, and some of them get tepid cheeseburgers along with their medals. This week’s State of the Union speech was the longest ever, but we all know that quantity doesn’t always equal quality. A lucky kid in Georgia gets a martini in their bag lunch. Dare to dream.