Episode 69: Delayed Gratification (Sexpisode 5)

Subscribe: iTunes | Android | Email | RSS Episode 69: Delayed Gratification (Sexpisode 5) In our fifth annual Sexpisode, we talk about some of the things in fandom worth waiting for, like WIPs, naughty jello shots, smut-writing tips, and sexytimes with Mrs. Hudson. Plus fandom news, top ten lists, recs, and more! Segment timestamps: 0:00:25 – Host Opening 0:24:49 – Coroner’s Report 0:30:55 – We Ship It: Everybudders 1:04:12 – Top Ten Things John Thinks About to Put Off Coming Too Soon 1:05:17 – Extreme Crafting: Sexy Jell-o 1:33:29 – Top Ten Exes Mrs. Hudson Doesn’t Talk About 1:34:29 – Delaying Gratification: Reading and Writing WIPs 2:09:04 – Top Ten Ways Sherlock Ejaculates 2:09:49 – Consulting Writers: Writing Good Sex Scenes 2:39:48 – That’s My Division 2:57:14 – Post Mortem Shownotes, contact details, and credits below. FULL SHOWNOTES Host Opening (0:00:00)↑ Consulting Fans: Caroline, Emma, and JL4L Editor: SundayDuck Visit the Sexpisode tag on the Case Files and listen to some of our favorites: Fucking Sherlock Roundtable from episode 9, Sexpisode: Come at Once Reapersun in the Notebook of Kitty Riley from episode 9, Sexpisode: Come At Once See also: Reapersun’s art of A Cure for Boredom Sex toys TMD in episode 27, Sexpisode 2: Come Again Omegaverse Roundtable from episode 28, Kinktober CisSwap Roundtable from episode 28, Kinktober Take 5 bar Recent events: Leaky Con in Dublin, Ireland Staple Con in Austin, TX Sherlock Holmes Weekend on Governors Island, NYC Current/upcoming Finn at Geek Girl Con, 9/30 – 10/1 Nanowrimo happening all November Looking to participate or help mod Sherlonano 2017? Contact mod Heidi @1electricpirate on Sherlonano’s Twitter and Tumblr. No fall TV season Sherlock this year, but plan for miniseries March! Open AO3 collections GymBaglock Halloweenlock 2015 and 2016. 2017 will probably be THIS Coroner’s Report (0:24:49)↑ Consulting Fan/Producer/Editor: Smirk General Sherlock Emmy attire Claire’s Cymru nod Sherlocked UK, Rupert will be there Sherlocked US returns Sherlock Fandom Sad fanfic Greek Pink Script drafts Retired Beekeepers seek submission(s) Benedict Cumberbatch The Child in Time (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11) The Current War (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9) How to Stop Time Gypsy Boy Martin Freeman Labour of Love (1, 2, 3, 4) Out and about (1, 2, 3) Ghost Stories (1, 2) Cargo (1, 2) Loo Brealey Back (1, 2, 3, 4, 5) A Discovery of Witches (1, 2, 3, 4) Aussie Clique Andrew Scott Birthday fundraiser Stonewall UK shirt Hope Rooms Mark Gatiss Madness of George III Sian Brooke Good Omens Lara Pulver Magazine spread (1, 2) Electric Dreams Sacha Dhawan SOMA article Moffat/Vertue LSWF panel We Ship It: Everybudders (0:30:55)↑ Consulting Fans: Chelsea, Vulgarweed, Redscudery, and Coat Producer: Chelsea, Editor: Drinkingcocoa Mrs. Hudson stans gather together for a We Ship It discussion about her exciting sex life in fic and how we need more! Get Mrs. Hudson laid – collection on ao3 Vulgarweed’s rec list Additional recs: Save the Last Dance for Me by Lilith Mrs. Hudson Writes Fanfiction by second_skin Somebody (somebody) by dietplainlite Not So Fast by herbailiwick Sky On Fire by what_alchemy Mrs. Hudson’s Cream Jug (LOTR crossover crack by UtterlySorbine) Not Love at First But at Last  by Dravni Over Her Knee by singularthey Massage by fennishjournal In the Rose Garden by spacemonkey Tea For Three by MissDavis Not Just Your Housekeeper by Deejaymil The Fabric of Our Hearts by yourdykeinshiningarmor Margaritas by threadoflife The Best Lies by NovaNara Eurus Is Kind of a Slag by meredelicious  ACD recs: The Rule of Three by cox_and_co London Light by tweedisgood Powers of Observation by Lookfar Alleluia by fennishjournal (Shimi) BSJ article on interpreting Mrs. Hudson Top Ten Things John Thinks About to Put Off Coming Too Soon (1:04:12)↑ Consulting Fan: Alexxphoenix42 Producer/Editor: Vex Extreme Crafting: Sexy Jell-O (1:05:17)↑ Consulting Fans: SundayDuck and Rolly Producer/Editor: SundayDuck SundayDuck talks to Rolly about her jell-o creations for this year’s 221bCon as well as other sexy gelatinous creations! Recipes & pics! Top Ten Exes Mrs. Hudson Doesn’t Talk About (1:33:29)↑ Consulting Fan: Smirk Producer/Editor: Vex Delaying Gratification: Reading and Writing WIPs (1:34:29)↑ Consulting Fans: Emma Grant, BakerStMel, CWB (aka conversationswithjohnlock), and Alexxphoenix42 Producer/Editor: Emma The reasons we love fics posted serially as works in progress. BakerStMel’s recs: Damage by LifeonMars Ink Your Name Across My Heart by PrettyVK Truth May Vary by Amalnahurriyeh  (*note: this is the link for the main fic, but the other ‘supporting’ pieces are worth one’s time, as well) A River Without Banks by Chryse The Ground Beneath Your Feet by Chryse Points by Lifeonmars Oasis by Mydwynter Carrying Up His Morning Tea by Darcylindbergh Rosethorne by Suitesamba The Last First Time by Suitesamba Hot Dolphin Sex series by CWB To the Sticking Place by BlueInk3 Something Like This by Emma Grant BakerStMel on AO3: Callie4180 CWB’s recs Gimme Shelter by sincewhendoyoucallme_John Boyfriend Material by PoppyAlexander CWB on AO3 Alexx’s recs: I Just Want You for My Own by cwb In the Library by queserasera Over Fathoms Deep by bittergreens The Men Who Talked Between the Words by Odamaki Alexxphoenix42 on AO3 Emma’s recs: Roses of Picardy by Splix Original works by Youcouldmakealife (YCMAL on Tumblr) Emmagrant01 on AO3 Top Ten Ways Sherlock Ejaculates (2:09:04)↑ Consulting Fan: Redscudery Producer/Editor: Vex Consulting Writers – Writing Good Sex Scenes (2:09:49)↑ Consulting Fans: Alexxphoenix42, Cookie, SwissMiss Producer/Editor: Alexxphoenix42 Three fanfic writers discuss the ins and outs ups and downs of writing a good sex scene. Sex Writing 101 by pasiphile That’s My Division (2:39:48)↑ Producer/Editor: Caroline Caroline’s rec 30 Day OTP Porn Challenge, by fleetwood_mouse Never Thought I’d Fill With Desire, by orithea Sharp Dressed Man, by kate_lear Smirk’s rec [Podfic] Perpetual Motion (currently a WIP), read by lockedinjohnlock Redscudery’s rec Due Diligence, by prettyarbitrary Sassyhippiegrl’s rec I Need You To See Me, by mssmithlove Alexxphoenix42’s recs Sensation, by CaitlinFairchild Beg for Mercy (Twice), by Solitary_Endeavor With a Wolflike Sharpness, by philalethia Anything You Want, by Kalimyre Post Mortem (2:57:14)↑ Consulting Fans: Caroline, Emma, and JL4L Producer/Editor: Caroline Holmes kittens submitted by iwantthatbelstaffanditsoccupant Episode 65, SherlockedUSA Con Roundup Flawedamythyst tweets why she picked a border collie in Humdingers and Melancholies. Listen to the Study in Fic here if you haven’t already.   Contact Email: [email protected] Website: http://www.three-patch.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/threepatchpodcast LJ: http://threepatch.livejournal.com Skype: threepatch.podcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/threepatch Tumblr: http://threepatchpodcast.tumblr.com/ Music Credits Unless otherwise indicated, all music is available for purchase through online retailers such as amazon.com and iTunes. Show Intro – David Arnold and Michael Price, Sherlock: Original Television Soundtrack Music From Series One: Opening Titles Coroner’s Report – Breaking News: Eye on the World Broadcast News We Ship It – Not Literally Productions, I Ship It Extreme Crafting with Mrs. Hudson – Swing Out Sister, Get In Touch With Yourself: Am I the Same Girl – Inspector Gadget Theme Reading and Writing WIPs – Dazz Band, Keep It Live: Let It Whip Consulting Writers – Elvis Costello & The Attractions, Punch the Clock: Every Day I Write the Book That’s My Division – John Coltrane, My Favorite Things [Deluxe Edition]: My Favorite Things, Part 1 Show Outro – Bee Gees, Saturday Night Fever [The Original Movie Soundtrack]: Stayin’ Alive Production Credits Episode Producer: Emma Grant Episode Banner Artist: Fox Estacado Episode Audio Editor: Caroline Distribution funded by Fans!   How to Cite APA Three Patch Productions (Producer). (2017, October 1). 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