Episode 69: Trump Is Awfully Cavalier About Americans Dying In The War He Started For Which He Has No Plan, Kristi Noem Gets Promotefired, We Might As Well Have Ranch Dressing Milkshakes, and more

Donald Trump, a man who campaigned on ‘no new wars,’ has gotten us into a stupid and unnecessary war with Iran. The first casualty of war is the truth, and we weren’t doing too well on that front before the bodies started piling up. Bombs are falling. Drones are being launched in every direction. Young girls are being blown to bits. And Donny hasn’t given us one consistent reason for all the madness. In the midst of it all, the puppy killer Kristi Noem got herself promotefired from the Department of Homeland Security and is being replaced by a man who cannot even secure the border between his first names. And since (oh yeah) life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone, a hot air balloon got stuck on a Texas cell phone tower, and a Charlie Kirk banner went up at The Department of Education. Prove me wrong about him being a racist and a misogynist. And if all this is just too much, you can find anodyne for your shattered nerves with a frosty ranch dressing milkshake.