episode 7 First Date or Final Destination

Because not all who wander into date night return emotionally intact… Welcome to the jungle, brave swipers! In this episode, your talon-toting host Clever Girl takes you deep into the wilds of first date survival. From red flag warnings (late arrivals, weirdly intense eye contact, last-minute location swaps) to green light wins (laughing together, asking real questions, respecting boundaries), we’re breaking down everything you need to know before you meet IRL. Featuring a guest expert, hilarious listener stories, the "Dino Dating Rule of Three," and a brand-new segment DMs From the Jungle — this isn’t just another swipe saga. It’s emotional reconnaissance. Pack your gut instincts and your exit strategy — because in the world of dating, sometimes the scariest thing isn’t rejection… it’s staying too long at the wrong watering hole. Next time: Episode 8 — "Date, Mate, or Hibernate — Enter Relationship Park (At Your Own Risk)" Listen now. Trust your gut. Snack often. Rawr. #DatingAppApocalypse #FirstDateFails #SwipeSmart #CleverGirlPodcast