Episode 70: The 'Burbs - True Believer - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure: February 17, 1989

Nosey neighbors, pointless ponytails, and Excellent Adventures! It’s February 17, 1989 and the boys are hopping in their time traveling phone booth to revisit THE ‘BURBS, TRUE BELIEVER, and BILL & TED’S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE. Episode 70 of Opening Weekend? EXCELLENT!February 17th, 1989: An opening weekend bursting with so much misguided mediocrity, not even one of James Woods’ scrunchies can contain it.  While Mr. Woods is chewing up the scenery, Dan, Jason, and Fred are chewing on everything Burger King had to offer. If only Bill and Ted could travel back in time and say, “Dan! Dude! Put down the Chicken Royale! Try this excellent salad!”Or maybe, “Fred, dude! No need to join a band with a 30-something psychopath you met through a personal ad! Wyld Stallyns needs a drummer!” Or “Jason, dude! What’s with the bad review of our movie in your high school paper? Not coo…Oh, wait…actually….you’re right. NOT EXCELLENT!!!” (Cue air-guitar) What’s creepier? Tom Hanks’ new neighbors, the Clopecks or James Woods’ head’s new neighbor, the ponytail? And did we mention James Woods has a ponytail? And then James Woods’ ponytail comes to James Woods’ ponytail while Dan, Jason, and Fred all James Woods’ ponytail because James Woods’ ponytail! And holy sh*t, James Woods’ ponytail!All this and more James Woods’ ponytail on Episode 70 of Opening James Woods’ Ponytail Weekend!