Episode 716: Eventually Everything Will Happen

Baby Dash is back on the scene! We have a totally gauche conversation about how much money everyone makes before moving on to the TOP SPORTS NEWS of the week, mainly: Yadier Molina or Tom Brady eats glass or gets a baseball stuck to him, or neither, or something. For some reason, Simon and Mikal role play a patient/therapist scenario, during which the SPORTS BROS get up to date on the best practices in handling panic attacks. After that, things get hard to describe, but for the record: Mikal can't stop thinking about animals that die on the field of play, we're confused about what happens in Detroit or Cleveland or New York, Simon hails from a town of perverts, and we allocate no fewer than four minutes to a delineation of the virtues of CAT NECKTIES. Help us help you: [email protected], or tweet at Simon