Episode 73: A Man With No Arms Or Legs Gets Accused Of Murder, Waffle House Teleportation, Trump Cheats By Mail, Vance Thinks Aliens Are Demons, Pam Bondi Gets The Axe, Snake Yoga, and more

A quadruple amputee and former professional cornhole player gets accused of murder. A high-ranking FEMA official sincerely believes that he was teleported to a Waffle House. Donald, Melania, and Barron Trump voted by mail this week while Donald holds the government hostage over the SAVE America Act, which would limit voting by mail. RIP hypocrisy. JD Vance thinks aliens are demons. Pam Bondi gets the axe. We shouldn’t kink-shame Kristi Noem’s husband for cross-dressing, but we should think that he and his wife are assholes for murdering American citizens while she ran DHS. If goat yoga no longer gets you going, you can try snake yoga in Portland, Oregon. Kid Rock gets a two-Apache salute, and this is just fine with Pete Hegseth. 19 million Americans have pondered killing other Americans. Trump leans on SCOTUS. Feeling soft around the middle? Try rib remodeling! Idaho sucks. Trump’s name will appear on greenbacks and his war rolls on all while his approval dips to 33%. Are you 40 years old and you’ve got a drug conviction? Be all you can be and Join the Army. Unvaccinated blood is in high demand. Fentanyl barbie. Are you having a polycrisis? Godspeed Artemis! And so much more.