Episode 73 - TRY AND KEEP UP by JCLP

DOGGIE DO DO. HE'S KILLING US EACH INDIVIDUALLY, SO LET'S GIVE HIM WHAT FOR AND RESCUE EACH OTHER AND KEEP A FEW ITEMS ON WRIST. OOOPS, I MEAN HAND. FLASHLIGHT OR TWO, WHISTLES, BODY ALARM, PEPPER SPRAY, A GUN, OR TWO, TO SHOOT WHATEVER COMES AT YOU FIRST, ASPIRIN OR ALEVE OR YOUR FAVORITE PAIN CAUSING MEDICATION, AN UNOPENED WATER BOTTLE OR TWO, A FOLDING KNIFE, A BULLHORN, A KEYRING BODY ALARM, A ROPE LADDER, AN UNFOLDING YARD STICK TO TEST THE DEPTH ON YOUR SUSPICIOUS ROADWAY OR WALK, AND BALLS. ONCE YOU ARE FORCED, BY THE ONE WHO DEMANDS WE NOT KILL ONE ANOTHER, HE PLOWS A HALF TON OR MORE OF ROCKS OVER YOU AND YOUR CAR. THE BALLS ARE FOR YOU, WHEN YOU WOULD RATHER CONTROL THE SPEED OF YOUR DEATH.