Episode 76: Tucker Carlson Is Sorry, Trump Digs Drugs, The Big Dick In The Sky, Racing Robots, Winning Vietnam (Very Quickly), Voting Dogs, Happy Hour With Kash Patel, The GOP Fumbles Gerrymandering, and more

Tucker Carlson is sorry for promoting Donald Trump while sitting in his big house with his piles of money he earned for promoting Donald Trump, and you should definitely (not) believe him. Pilots draw giant dicks in the sky. Trump fast tracks the legalization of psychedelics to treat mental conditions courtesy of Joe Rogan. Robots can now run faster than humans. What, me worry? Donald Trump says that he would have won the Vietnam War very quickly if he was president. Training dogs to sit, shake, and vote! The mid-cycle GOP gerrymandering ploy blows up in their faces. A Chinese drunkard gets a chopstick stuck in his throat – for EIGHT YEARS. Kash Patel sues The Atlantic for saying that he is a drunkard. Eating a healthy diet causes cancer. The price of condoms is going up along with the price of gas. Some people are making a killing by betting on wars. Unfortunate surnames, and so much more.