Episode 77: $60 Eggplant Parm, Fantasy Football, AEW All In, WWE, GTA6 | Schoolboy Rollup | 8/26/26

A $60 eggplant parm order turns into a full-on chaos theory episode, and somehow that is only the beginning. Between fantasy football quarterback hoarding, AEW All In predictions, WWE storyline debates, and an unhinged GTA 6 spoiler panic, this one moves fast and gets funnier the longer it goes. Nick kicks things off with a sleepy Hershey Park recap and the legendary eggplant parm order that somehow cost more than a steak dinner. Greg counters with fantasy football draft strategy, an all-ladies league, and the bold philosophy of taking three mediocre quarterbacks instead of one star. Rob keeps the whole thing moving with the perfect mix of confusion, wrestling takes, and side quests into food, pop culture, and pure nonsense. You'll discover:Why an 8-team fantasy football league can still feel absurdly overstuffedThe auction draft strategy behind loading up on Jamar Chase, Justin Jefferson, and Malik NabersWhy Kenny Omega vs. Will Ospreay at AEW All In feels like a must-win main eventThe case for Kyle Fletcher as a future breakout starWhy the latest WWE Bloodline and LA Knight threads feel messier than they shouldHow a two-year-old birthday party somehow leads back to steak, pizza, and leftover slice economicsThe conversation keeps pivoting from wrestling booking to restaurant rankings to the best way to survive a pizza surplus, but that is exactly the charm. If you like sports-podcast energy colliding with wrestling nerdom, food arguments, and a total lack of restraint, this one delivers all of it in one long, ridiculous sprint.Chapters00:00 - “Number one dyslexic podcast” intro and sleepy Hershey Park recap00:33 - Milk chocolate versus dark chocolate: the real debate02:06 - The accidental eggplant parm mountain and the $60 sandwich flex03:03 - What the actual food order was at the pool04:04 - Why dropping $60 on eggplant parm is somehow a status move05:20 - Fantasy football draft day and the three-quarterback strategy07:12 - Why this league starts too many players every week09:09 - Auction drafts and spending everything on Jamar Chase, Justin Jefferson, and Malik Nabers11:36 - Birthday party recap and the pizza order that actually worked13:57 - Zero eggplant, leftover pizza, and the salad nobody wanted16:21 - Pimp My Ride nostalgia and the absurdity of old reality TV18:14 - AEW All In preview and Kenny Omega versus Will Ospreay21:27 - Booking Kyle Fletcher’s path toward the Ospreay match24:13 - Why Darby Allin and Moxley versus Nigel McGuinness are less exciting26:27 - Young Bucks future and where Cage and Cope might fit29:19 - Sami Zayn’s heel turn and the KO fallout31:45 - Trick Williams losing momentum while Sami keeps climbing34:03 - Randy Orton, Cody Rhodes, and the problem of fans cheering the wrong heel36:49 - WWE’s rough year and why the ESPN era has been disappointing39:51 - Solo Sikoa, LA Knight, and the messy new Bloodline direction42:45 - Powerhouse Hobbs, renamed, and the “meat” chant rabbit hole49:07 - Steakhouse rankings, including Quality Meats, Old Homestead, River Palm, and Dino and Harry’s53:03 - GTA 6 leaks, spoiler avoidance, and why nobody wants trailers spoiled57:31 - The GTA 6 beach footage and how crowded the world looks58:28 - G Unit shoes, The Game’s album, and 2000s rap nostalgia62:32 - Wrap-up and sign off