Episode 77: Trump Vs. Assassins, Killing The Truth, The Reflecting Pool Blues, Automatic Sliders For The People, Running Like Hell, Mr. No Kings Fawns Over A Real King, Not So Killer Bees, The Ugliest American, and more

Donald Trump is winning 3-0 against the assassins and it’s all the Democrats’ fault. Are Canadian dinosaurs allowed across the border? Will the truth survive two more years? If the water isn’t blue at least we can paint the pool. White Castle is debuting slider vending machines. King Charles parries Trump’s grab-and-pull handshake. A Massachusetts woman fights the police with bees but it’s the bees that end up losing. Want proof that you’re an ugly American? Soon you’ll be able to acquire ID to prove it. The two-hour marathon barrier gets shattered in London, where you can also eat the world’s largest tiramisu. And so much more.