Episode 776: See What You Need to See

A song for home inspectors. "See What You Need to See"(Verse 1)You love that house in Raleigh, painted fresh and looking grand,Dreaming 'bout the backyard, greenest lawn in all the land.But with our experienced eyes, we see what sellers try to hide,A thorough look beneath the boards, with knowledge as our guide.From the flashing on the chimney to the soil on which it lies,A closer look can save you from a costly, sad surprise.(Pre-Chorus)The agent smiles, the seller beams, says everything's just fine,But the facts within our report will make your home shine.(Chorus)Oh, the home inspection, when it's done and inspected right,We check on every system, bringing issues into light!From the attic to the crawl space, wiring, pipes, and panes,We're here to give you peace of mind through sunshine and through rains!A home inspection is the key to seeing what you need to see!(Verse 2)Is the HVAC blowing cool, or struggling with the heat?Is the electrical panel safe, the wiring truly neat?We'll check the grading all around, for water pooling near,And spot that subtle water stain that whispers, "Trouble's here!"We'll find the hidden pest damage, the cracks that start to creep,Giving you the knowledge that you'll want to keep.(Pre-Chorus)The agent smiles, the seller beams, says everything's just fine,But the facts within our report will make your home shine.(Chorus)Oh, the home inspection, when it's done and inspected right,We check on every system, bringing issues into light!From the attic to the crawl space, wiring, pipes, and panes,We're here to give you peace of mind through sunshine and through rains!A home inspection is the key to seeing what you need to see!(Bridge)This knowledge is the power that we faithfully provide,So hire a certified home inspector to be right there by your side.To make that house your "home sweet home," with nothing left to hide,And feel that certain comfort deep inside.(Outro)So before you buy that home, don't you hesitate,Get it inspected right by a pro, and seal your happy fate!That peace of mind is worth the call, stand tall!From a certified home inspector, for one and all!