Episode 79 - Kick-Ass (2010)

Although we've come, to the end of the road. Still I can't let go. It's unnatural. You belong to me. I belong to you. Although we're done! No more watch-ing this chode! Still he's not good, no. It's just factual. He's just too crazy. But what can you do?You guys, we're doi-WE DID IT! We told you we were gonna do it, and we stuck to our guns, and we dug deep, and we (insert cliche inspirational bullshit here), and we crossed the finish line, with flair! The boys that you know and love sat down, cozied up, and settled in for their final movie watch of the podcast: Nic Cage's best-rated movie, 2010's "Kick-Ass." From worst. To best. According to your IMDB ratings. We watched them. We gauged him. We each threatened to quit a few times. We became better friends, better lovers, better film critics. We became dads. We ate a few things. Drank a few more. Rawdawgged as much as we could rawdawg. All on the mic, of course. And we had a few laughs along the way. We get one last peek inside the boys' Father's Day weekends, we get a cooking lesson from a couple of professional-Guy Fieri's-in-training, and we share a harrowing tale of a boys' poker night gone wild. For those of you that have been with us since the beginning, 80 episodes deep...Thank you. We literally would not have done this without you. ***We will have one more episode after this. A grand finale. A recap. A "Best of." So stay tuned!***And without further adieu, Let's. Get. Into. It. Finally find us on our Social Media, if you're so inclined, you fucking cowards (you won't!):Twitter: @WeGaugeCagePodInstagram: @WeGaugeCageAnd, as always, rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Play, or wherever else you can find a ratings system if you can or haven't already. Tell me how much you hate me. I can take it. I dare you.