Episode 79: The Ballad of Loose Arse Tony

The guys talk about the benefits of having television in prison and how inmates smuggle things in, a company that charges big bucks to cryogenically freeze people in hopes of bringing them back to life in the future, some kids that killed their stepdad for molesting their sister, five funerals that went horribly wrong, a woman who got caught trying to hire a hitman to kill her ex-husband because she thought an obviously satirical website that advertised a hitman service was real, Joe Biden getting caught calling a reporter a stupid son of a bitch on a hot mic, a woman that can give herself orgasms by just using her mind, a group of Australian veterans who got a performance by scantily-clad dancers at the launch of a warship, some seniors that accidentally ate marijuana brownies, people getting blood clots in their penises due to covid, truckers not being able to cross the US/Canada border without being vaccinated, and people that can't remember their families birth dates.