Episode 8: 2 Wrongs, 0 Rights

An exceptionally horrific portion this week, even by Torah standards. Jacob's daughter Dinah is raped, and all the men in her life either ignore her trauma or use it as a pretext to go on a murder rampage with God riding shotgun. They should've taught us about this in Hebrew School. They didn't. Jacob has more trippy experiences in the woods and briefly reunites with Himbo Bigfoot, who decides not to give his brother a rightfully earned knuckle sandwhich. Also, 'La La Land' gets added to the Smite Me International Blacklist.