Episode 8: Turds for Tots

The guys talk about eating turds for charity, dicks being bitten off, having an elephant truck vs. a giraffe neck, having to always shout vs. having to always whisper, having to drink your mom's period blood vs. your dad's semen, making out with your dad for a chance to win money, meditating about death, a possible real-life rocketeer, weird animal fights, swallowing snakes in your sleep, putting curses on our enemies, new batteries that could last thousands of years, cleaning off an outhouse phone for a stranger, colonizing mars, the red mirage scenario and the electoral college, a woman who tore out her own eyes on meth, and the best invention of our lifetime.