Episode 81: The Kennedy Center Boots Trump, Nobody Wants To Play The Great American State Fair, The POS Airport Code, Texans Love Crooks, There Aren’t Enough Donalds Buried At Arlington National Cemetery, RIP Sonny Rollins, and more

Trump has two weeks to remove his name from The Kennedy Center. Musicians keep bailing on playing The Great American State Fair. An airport will bear the DJT airport code. Was POS already taken? Texans love crooks like Ken Paxton. Donald Trump is dumber than a $250 dollar bill, A surprising number of people hate their partner. Have you ever wanted to be dirt? If you have, then you’re in luck, because human composting is coming to a funeral near you. A Nebraska dog shoots a woman with a shotgun. We have achieved the Idiocracy singularity with an impending UFC event at The White House. California’s Tesla Road Rage Guy gets convicted in Hawaii. Trump loves AI because it allows him to do shit that even he can’t get away with in the real world. Getting paid for having your way with yourself may be the best job in the world. Italy doesn’t think that water is a human right. The ‘Curse of the Goat’ lives! Or not. Furry pilots. Trump is paying for shitty dc renovations with National Park entrance fees. Ebola fears grow, and the U.S. is no longer a member of the WHO. What, me worry? Customer service is dead. You can’t illegally drive with a phone with a hand you don’t have. RFK Jr. is a snake handler. A federal judge gets her freak on. There aren’t enough Donalds Buried At Arlington National Cemetery, RIP Sonny Rollins, and so much more.