Episode 82: Fatal Attraction - Hellraiser: September 18, 1987

Opening Weekend will NOT be ignored, Dan! This week the boys head back to September 18th, 1987 to revisit the (rabbit-in-a) pot-boiler of an erotic thriller, FATAL ATTRACTION and the gross-out S&M horror of Clive Barker’s HELLRAISER. Take a CenoBITE out of Episode 82 of Opening Weekend!September 1987: It’s a Land of Confusion for Jason, Dan, and Fred as they navigate both the ups and downs of High School and the trickle down economics of Ronald Reagan impersonations. In the movie theaters, Clive Barker is grossing out audiences with a hell-scape full of unimaginable sadistic terrors, and yet that’s nothing compared to what Dan faces as he walks down the halls of JFK (Jail For Kids) High as a Freshman. Pinhead SCORES! While Michael Douglas was getting in a Sammy-Hagar-head-of-hair-full of trouble for playing naughty, Jason was playing his own naughty games with some counterfeit hall-passes. And Fred learns that the only thing dumber than egging a High School Senior’s Camaro is watching “Hellraiser” while eating left-over eggplant. The Order of the Gash commands you to enjoy Episode 82 of…BLUUUUUURGGGGH!