Episode 82 – Swimmers Suit

"I'll take you to the candy shop. I'll let you lick the lollipop." - Ben wonders if we should trust Trojan condoms and we brainstorm the politest way to say ‘raw dogging’. - We launch our new brand of customised condoms. - Nobody feeds Ben the worst candy he’s ever had. - We cheap out on sunscreen and face the consequences. - Nobody returns from Bali with dengue fever. Aka. The poor man’s Ozempic. - Nobody claims she knows the speed of farts and can identify a farters gender. - We dig into the winter Olympics aerial skier crotch controversy. - We wonder what Jesus would have thought of hot cross buns. - We cap off 2025 by answering the burning questions about Ben’s Christmas lunch and the Gävle goat. - Ben invents ‘window towel’ and gets a new car. - Nobody wants more people to adopt the ‘in person indicator’ move.