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EPISODE · May 14, 2026 · 1H 9M

Episode 86 - I Have Diarrhoea, Let Me In!

from Midnight Crisis · host Ben Moore

"The only time I feel I might get better is when we are together" - Ben doesn’t want the obligation of dealing with your dead body. - Nobody lost her grandma’s ashes. - We plan Nobody’s funeral and her partners commiseration handjob. - Nobody asks if you’d let a stranger with diarrhea into your house. - Nobody outlines exactly what she’d use the superpower of ‘bowel vision’ for. - Ben dreams up a way for Nobody to get rich babysitting. - We brainstorm responses to the cute goodnight message Ben received. - We discuss brother lovin’ in The White Lotus. - Nobody is having a bad hair day and hasn’t had a haircut in many years. - We swap Uber ratings and call for an end to the five-star rating system. - Ben asks what is the best music to listen to during an MRI?

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