Episode 87 - I Can't Believe It's Not Star Wars Episode II: Attack Of The Clones

Pew! Pew! Pew! It’s another look at a few more not-very-good movies released between 1978 and 1985 that wanted desperately to be like Star Wars, but fell comically short. That’s right, it is Part 2 of our ongoing series about space adventures that did everything they could to ride the Skywalker gravy train all the way to the bank. This round we marvel at recycled Roger Corman dud Space Raiders, oddball sci-fi cult-comedy Ice Pirates, and interesting Disney failure The Black Hole. These relics of a bygone era may be guilty pleasures now, but one thing is for sure - they are most definitely NOT Star Wars. And we still can’t believe it. | 0:00 Intros | 6:30 Hanna (Amazon Prime - 2019) | 7:35 Good Omens (book) | 10:20 What We Do In The Shadows (FX - 2019) | 14:00 Mortal Kombat 11 | 18:27 Wicked (touring) | 25:22 Space Raiders (1983) | 35:54 The Ice Pirates (1984) | 51:20 The Black Hole (1979) | Clips | Scratching The Itch - Sex Cult Girl | Alala - Cantina Band (Epic Version) | Kool & the Gang - Fresh / clip from Bridesmaids / B-Side - Change the Beat | Mahna Mahna (from The Muppet Show) | Ben Salisbury, Geoff Barrow - Training - Music from Hanna (2019) distributed by Amazon Prime Video | Lastochka - Leningrad (from What We Do In The Shadows) | The Immortals - Techno Syndrome (the Mortal Kombat song) | Kristin Chenoweth, Sean McCout, Cristy Candler & Jan Neuberger - No One Mourns the Wicked - Wicked (Original Broadway Cast Recording) | Kristin Chenoweth & Idina Menzel - Defying Gravity - Wicked (Original Broadway Cast Recording) | Mentos Jingle / Outkast - So Fresh and So Clean / Devo - Fresh | James Horner - Space Raiders - Main Title | Clips from Space Raiders (1983) | Bruce Broughton - Jason Abducts Princess Katrina - The Ice Pirates | Clips from The Ice Pirates (1984) | John Barry - The Black Hole | Worst French Horn Player - Star Wars Theme (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSZx2lM5tHY)