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Welcome back babies How do you freakin Halloween boys? Have you seen that vine listeners of that little girl? It's freaking bats. Look at it.
Look at it's freaking bats. I love Halloween. I love Halloween and there's some bats in the background Because it's a bedroom. Yeah, normal wall.
Yeah, like a little bit. Not real. It's scary. Yeah.
How do you feel about that? It's quite neat. They're fine Just don't touch me. Hey, don't do that.
Maybe hey bats don't fucking touch me. That's such a mode. Yeah, they're fine. Just don't touch me I feel like almost anybody.
Yeah, that's why I just don't touch me. Yeah. I think that's a great rule to live by rule number nine of the JTL podcast It's fine. Just don't touch me.
It's fine. Just don't touch me Yeah, who are you? And I'm Caroline and This is I think the longest we've gone into our show without talking about yeah if you're new around here We are so this is who we are so hey guys. What's up?
It's your little baby Carol It's like it's like one of those digital ones and it's called it's like they all go for home for Thanksgiving and she goes It's your little baby 80. I think that's so funny. That's pretty good. Yeah, it's your little baby Carol little baby carol Yeah, I'm sorry We have some What we got one two three one two three responses No Please please do we love to hear from you it makes our day it really does we've got a Twitter you can use yes at JTL podcast And email JTL podcast at gmail.com.
Oh, yeah, yes our first response comes from the one the only Sir con little conner our JTL research boy. Yep. The boy is back boy. Wait, but opinion yes I was going to go three what about it the boys are back the boys are back And we make it look good that part.
Can I make a confession? Yes, but I never saw high school musical three I don't think it inhale. Yeah, wow. Why did you not was a conscious decision?
We did just never happened. I just don't think it ever happened Mmm understandable. Yeah, you see that movie was groundbreaking because there is this part where they make the set to spin around and Troy Bolton is in the set and it is a hallway like inception. I remember that I think which one came first I think it was high school.
All right, look it up. Okay. Well, cool. Is that guys?
That's just an inception stole this trick from high school musical three it really did um Yeah, it's like Troy Bolton is in the hallway and he is trying to figure out which college should go to your son shit Because he's in love with Vanessa Hudgens aka Gabriella or something and it's spinning around and he's being a little dramatic boys sliding Slips sliding around didn't he like always whim. Yes, that was a thing. I was really good at always where you I never tried I was scared. I think I remember watching you do it.
I think a marching band kids were all good at it That's exactly what I was marching band. Oh, Bo's when Hoxie what'd you find high school musical three did come out two years before inception Krista for Nolan at Chris. We're going we're calling you out. It is because we're all right.
Yeah, okay, dear Lord I remember being in high school and everybody's like, I don't know what it means. Oh, I knew it meant. Yeah, it's not that hard house They just put it in a lot. Yeah, we think about it about inception.
Yeah, it's good movie They put a pin in it all the time and that's the way that the timeline goes. You don't mean yeah, that's how it goes Several I think it was just four levels four layers deep four layers deep and then they kick out of all of them I was like, what's in a dream or dog? That's not the point it isn't so What's up? He listened to our last episode You'll know that we just want to experience it and we don't want to give a ton of reasons why yet.
Yep, you don't have to Yep, so Connor writes to go back to our first. Oh, yeah, we're good. I look putting pens and I go back out. Me too.
It's great It's like a shock you go back and like oh, that's what we were talking about. Okay, a tangent It's like a police board with the strings on it. Oh, absolutely You have to follow the red string back to the original the killer Spoiler alert spoiler alert. It was it was earth all along all along Connor says super hello ladies.
Keep up the good work. Love it. Thanks. Thank you.
I love finding other people. Okay, okay Connor wrote about how he was amazed that I did not hurt. Yeah Hate that word. Okay, but he wrote I love finding other people who have the same inability To purpose me very neat.
What the heck a couple buddies in a union of not doing that maybe Courtney we just lied in that Maslow's pyramid of needs so awesome plus three bonus points. Thank you, sir I do my best to educational theory. Hi. What's up?
It's hot really good. Scappled up that pyramid on another note I think that the pronunciation of the word bag comes from the northwest, you know big big shopping bag Can I read this the parent medical section right here? Please? Hashtag pew hashtag my city's filthy hashtag mark more hashtag.
I think that's so funny. That is a door Thanks, Connor. I'm glad I do that. Real quick.
I have a friend Dana. Are you listening? Dana? Dana?
My wife Dana. She we were talking she's from Seattle. Yeah, she's from Bainbridge Island with our other friends hot He's hot and hot as Daisy and those kids. So hey guys, please get you a little shout out.
What you think? Dana was talking about how people talk about Seattle, which is so funny. Yes, she's spot on. She's like, oh, yeah people Talk about Seattle be like, oh my god for lance and drugs This is the whole years ago.
Yes, so she was like, I don't know. I think maybe like a sophomore high school at that point I was like, you're so funny. You are not bad. Yeah, you are spot on Hashtag pew hashtag my city's filthy hashtag mark hashtag rain city hashtag sales wife.
Oh, yeah, that's hilarious Pretty good. Seattle people say bag. I don't know. I know that but maybe well, there's no car.
Yeah Yeah, yeah, tell me think be our other research boys. Oh wait. He went on to explain it a little bit. Okay.
Go over it I know it's because apparently I say this work. I say the word bag incorrectly. Sorry. I can't help it.
Oh, no Okay, I know this is just anecdotal evidence. So it really doesn't mean much Maybe I'll try to find some peer review literature on it hashtag JTL research boy TM trademark. Yeah Yeah, you are a day not on anybody everybody. How do you say bag?
Please send us an audio clip and we'll play on the podcast Oh, you can actually be really fun. That would be really cute. Send us an audio clip of you saying word bag anybody Okay, so everybody yeah, I do some research using the sentence please. Yeah, like pretend that we are the spelling bee or we are script Special spelling.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and we have to spell bag and you have to give us the sentence I can use it in a sentence and then you go. Oh, yes, I can I went to school with my messenger Until I say it yeah, I was a mess and your bag Yeah, that would be so fun. Oh my god Please send us your audio clips the most fun sentences you can think of with the word bag in them It's easy voice memos and then email it to JTL podcast at gmail.com. Yes, we'll play him on air You better do it and then he signs off as always have a good day try something new look at the stars doodle Yours truly all caps con doodle doodle at official research boy.
Thank you Connor if you want to remind her if you want to get Twitter that's official research boy, please go for it You can be there. Yeah, please do it. You're basically a part of our cast now It's true if you want to be please up to you and extending my hand to you Thank you. We have another one We have another one from our good friend Maggie and she had quite an interesting message if I do say so myself like to subject line Maggie the subject for even was an electronic mail message for JTL less than three.
It's a little heart, which is so nice Thank you, and I said hi. I just wanted to say thanks for making me laugh on Mondays Caroline Thank you for the way you pronounce acronyms tip of a mole you got it. Oh my god That's a fun time Also, hi Courtney. We haven't met hi Maggie.
Yes. We haven't met but you're so nice. It's gonna happen Well, it'll happen Sunday. You're just a nice lady I'm maybe Sunday But this part I thought was interesting I was looking at the cover in my chem book and saw your name written in it and realized I'm using the same Chemistry book as you once used in your high school career crazy So according to you actually take chemistry never took chemistry in high school.
So this is like some weird like Mandela effect kind of time And it's okay Hey guys welcome to the spooky episode JTL. I never took chemistry So I don't know how my name will you send me? Sorry hello from my throat Maggie will you send me a picture of my name because I'm sure it is I'm sure I don't know who would afford to my name in a chemistry book, but maybe you're a secret admirer That was like I'm going to write her name because I like maybe maybe I did I don't know yeah, but no I never took chemistry That's crazy. Sorry play that seems only it was great.
It's my favorite. I'm so glad you did it's so spooky and ad played first It's okay, okay, I just ripped my headphones on my ears. Rep scallion. I'm so sorry.
I love chemistry. Just gonna say it really Interesting. I almost I really like the cure six That was a guy to come straight up my dish and I'm a drink chemistry and I realize no no that's so cute. That's really sweet Yeah, Maggie says a picture of that because I'm so confused.
Yeah, that's a secret full name. It must it must it has to I'm sure not just Courtney and Maggie was like oh Probably not not what is it must be my full name anyways now you says I've been listening to the Shania Twain song is my jam right now Anyway, that's all love you guys and thank you for making Monday nights. Awesome. Oh, that's so nice Dude gotta say props to you for not writing anyways, I'm gonna give you a little a little word lesson right now listeners anyways doesn't exist That's not real word.
Yeah, kind of like irregardless right regardless or anyway anyway Thank you for adding some spookiness to our spooky Halloween episode without a couple technical difficulties But we have a mystery to solve yes help us all the mystery boys, so we'll keep you updated Yeah, keep you posted and I will write back next week. We had one more okay new fan. You know us new fan By the name of ant Ant in our box ant Walsh This ant Walsh writes hi My name is Anthony Walsh been doing real estate for 18 years now And I have found a new incredible way to sell tons of listings slash houses that will free up your time show your houses and collect your leads 24-7 for you Anthony Anthony that's amazing 18 years 18 years If you can tweet me with what song I just let me know do it dude dude. Do you want to sell this house?
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No we're a couple tech girls tech girls Those are listening responses Emails or not emails. We're gonna call Jesus YouTube videos. Oh, yeah tweeted to us. Yeah after we talked about the kules right Yeah, that was really fun.
So thanks for that. Thank you. I really liked that time me too those kills How many kills are you right now right now? I think I honestly I think I'm at maybe two But we'll see as the day goes on it might get deeper.
Mm-hmm. I think I'm like negative three kills right now really yeah y'all We're gonna tell you a tale we're gonna spin you oh a tale okay like a spider's web sorry. It's how we got it We're gonna spin you a turn the spider's web conspiracy The truth is out there Do do do do Mulder where are you a box here's this tale okay Fox's tail Stop me. No, I won't we were we kind of had to give like a pseudo presentation.
What'd you say yeah in our education class? Yeah? We were talking about At homework yeah ethics and homework and we were supposed to ask the group a question Yeah, so we did as one of them was responding. What would you say that sound in the hallway sounded like um it sounds like Like Like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's not it.
It sounds bad. No, it's like just like this like worry Digital wind yeah digital wind like we heard digital wind I'm here from the hallway and also in my heart. I'm like oh Oh no our mythical man here. He is there he is Miss America So oh my god it was him it was our segue Man the segue boy segue sir segue sir is back you guys in the same exact building that we say hallway The same one going the same direction.
No opposite direction He rolled right past us court and I had like a I would call a sitcom moment. Oh totally we like looked at each other with our mouths We're like big wide eyes and open mouths We were like keeping it cool because we were in front of our class literally the two of us were standing in front of our whole class And one of the people was giving us an answer to our question and we were just like gotta keep it chill Oh my god, but I said there he was back. This is kind of like I feel like what it is to see the Loch Ness monster Okay, and try convince people that it exists real. Yeah, you have one other person you like that's like yes We were both there but corroborate each other's stories if we would have told our class It would have been like what what?
What did you win never heard it? Don't know her. That's my favorite deaf folks are digital wind At least shit it was the best yeah, it was so cool. Did we talk about that in episode two?
What was episode three it might have been two okay, okay, that really if you don't know what we're talking about It's the segue way yeah, oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
We saw him. We got lucky I like we got lucky better. Yeah I had to do a presentation in a class about deaf punk There's a girl in my class who's a group presentation and she was like the person who's supposed to give like the history of it I think she called them draft punk she did and she did and it was really embarrassing draft or something like that She was up their name and I was like, huh, okay. I love draft punk.
I love it draft punk song We got lucky what was a digital win author album digital wind we got lucky yeah a classic Why did you do that punk? It wasn't actually daft punk we what were we doing? Oh, we were talking about um it was like a You don't even know how to describe it. It was like a music in art class And we were talking about covers like people doing covers of like fucking pentatomics.
That's what we talked about That's what we did our presentation on so they're all like dressed in their blue little eyeliner eye shadow under eye makeup Yes, little blue raccoons blue raccoons doing all like they sing last night I had the stream about you in this dream I'm dancing right beside you Company Hey, I like when I try to do electric guitar something like oo-jin-jin-jin-jin-jin-jin-jin-jin-jin-jin-jin-jin-jin-jin-jin-jin-jin-jin-jin-jin-jin-jin-jin-jin-jin-jin sounds like a I love that song. You're all up. Chant to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance. That was Tae.
If you're the right rock and play group. It's called Draft Punk. Draft Punk, our first album Digital Wind out this summer. Pentatonics were coming for you.
Yeah, guys, you don't have Aubie anymore, he's with us. Yeah, true, what the case boy? I love him, I wanna marry him. What is up?
Bring him over. Where are you going to bring him around? Oh Lord. Listeners.
I have a sad update for you. A bittersweet update for you. Yeah bittersweet bittersweet. Well in this episode of, unless it's a stallant of Caro saves Hyrule, this is, we have to change saves to past tense.
Caro saved Hyrule. She did it. Guys I beat the game. Ugh, I beat Bannin, oh I beat Steve Bannin.
That was the best Freudian slip I've ever heard if I do say so myself. I can't believe I haven't seen an internet meme about Bannin and Bannin. Because that's the, that's the villain in this game is Gannin. Calamity Gannin.
And every time someone says it they go Calamity Gannin. Calamity Bannin. Calamity Bannin. That's what do it.
Do that meme. Do that meme. Who that boy. Who him is.
I thought it was going to be really hard and I was way overpowered. You were powered up. Yeah because I've been putting it off so long so I got a ton of hearts. I got a ton of stamina.
I had all my good weapons. I had all my good armor. We wearing. You were wearing the barbarian?
I mean yes I was wearing a barbarian armor. I changed a part set. I was going to get in your friend. I was going to go up to Steve Bannin and say hey you want to be friends?
I'm going to be friends. I don't want to be your acquaintance. We don't agree. We don't we don't want to go to coffee.
Yeah. Yeah. I have. My question for you this week Courtney.
To explain to me. I stopped Hyrule. Yeah. I went to the castle.
Okay. To Hyrule Castle. Okay. I went to the big room to fight Gannin.
Okay. But before I did all of that. I had to I wanted to get the Highland Shield which is the most powerful shield in the land. It's the iconic shield.
I see when people talk about Legend of Zelda. I can picture it. So when you're going through this castle to get to Gannin you go through a ton of different rooms. Okay.
What room in the castle was my shield? My highland shield. There's tons. Oh my gosh.
So all right. It was guarded by a weird villain that I'll also ask you what you think that was. The villain? Yes.
Okay. I took a blind part to get there. The hopes. Okay.
It kind of helps but not really. Okay. It was the underground room and the villain guarding it. Was a snake.
I don't know. A snake. I wish. What else is in the ground?
Look at it. It's freaking bats. I love Halloween. Dude.
I wish it was a snake. It'd be pretty fun. Yeah. Be like fighting the basilist in here.
God. It's true. When I did that now just getting my grandma did that because she played most of Harry Potter and PC. She beat the basilist for coal and I.
It was great. The underground room. The underground room. The underground room.
It's under the ground. You're correct about that. I'll give you that. Yeah.
The room was called lock up because it was in the dungeon. Scary. Yes. Very scary.
Oh no. There were tons of dastardly foes down there. Dastardly. Dastardly.
Dastardly dudes. And the scary villain that was guarding my shield. Yeah. Was this thing called a Hinox?
What do you think a Hinox is? Hinox? It sounds like is it a type of animal or is it like a more like a creature? It's a creature.
It's a creature. So I should stop guessing animals. I like the animals though. I thought I'd snake to get to my shield.
Hinox. Hinox. I'll give you a hint. That'll probably give it away.
A hint. No. A hintox? Yeah.
Okay. Sometimes people make a mod where they make Hinox's shred. So it's a big ogre. Kind of type person.
It sure is. A Hinox. Cause if this was like a giant or like an ogre. It was a skeleton Hinox.
Spooky. Spooky. Spooky. Spooky.
Spooky. Spooky. Spooky. Hinox.
Hinox. He doesn't come up on the mic. Yes. I think it does.
Hinox. Hinox. Hinox. Yeah.
So I killed him and I got my shield. You did it. It's like okay Bannon. It's go time.
Alright Steve Bannon. So I swam up all the waterfalls cause I have armor that lets me swim up waterfalls. And I went to the tippy top and I went and I fought and I got him. My divine beast helped me.
And then I operated with not Harry Potter but I kind of out into a beam of light outside. And then he was dark beast Bannon. Dark beast Ganon. And I got on my horse.
That's so scary. And Zelda was like, Link I will open up the light spots for you. I don't like her voice actor. Really?
She's like, in the back of the group. So I took my bow of light that she gave me. She gave me a bow of light that fires light and arrows. And I shot all the light spots.
What? And I shot him in the eye to get him. And then Zelda came back. My girlfriend.
My girlfriend. My little lady. My lady Zelda came back and she was all like, Bye bye Ganon. Here's the thing.
When I won, they were like a cut scene at the end. And we're starting to rebuild Hyrule and stuff. And she's like, Oh Link, I always thought, no, I believed you would come back and save Hyrule. And then she turned around to look at me and she gazed at me a little too long.
You know, because we're in love. They're just in love. Yeah sorry about it. She goes, Link, the hero of Hyrule.
And I was like, yeah. That's me. That's me. I'm that boy.
I'm the hero of Hyrule. Oh my God. I've never been to video before. You did it.
I beat it. And you spent like, you did it. You don't know how many hours should I say on here? Do you want to?
It's not a bad thing. You shouldn't feel bad about it. I start playing this summer. So it's not like I did it in one quick blow.
Yeah. I checked 90. That's awesome. Thank you.
That is awesome. I'm pretty proud of it. I told you you're a true gamer now. You can't deny it.
I'm not going to deny it anymore. I love to play that game. I loved it a lot. It brought me some joy.
I played like an hour of it day or two here and there. I guess what I'm doing now? What? I'm a married retirement.
This is my retirement. So I've been going around Hyrule seeing what's up. You know, I saved everybody. They don't talk to me any different though.
And I'm humble. I don't need them to be like, Oh my God. Thank you. Our Savior.
The hero. You're a Hyrule bitch. I'd be like, Yeah, bitch. You saved me.
I love you bitch. I never thought of you. Bitch. But I found this guy named Hudson because I bought a house.
I bought a house. I bought a home. And you know, because I did my life's goal. So it's time to settle down.
So I went and I bought a home. I bought some weapons. You know, to put up my weapons. I fought in the battle with.
I passed down through my lineage. My link to the past. Stop. I can't believe you.
Link to the past. And so I bought a home. And one of the guys that sold me my house. His name is Hudson.
I said Hudson. What's up? He's like, Oh, I'm going to make a bigger settlement north of here. I was like, cool dude.
And he's like, Yeah. So I went and I met him there. And he's trying to build this town. It's called Terry Town.
It's the right now we're building a town. Oh my God. I'm building it with Hudson. And it's so cute.
And I'm so happy about it. You're building Terry Town. Cause I thought that I got really sad. I didn't think I'd get that sad when I beat the game.
I thought I'd be like, Oh, yeah, I did it. I was like, Oh, I wish I could do more. I can do so much more. Yeah.
I am building. There's 20 left. I'm chopping down wood, giving it to Hudson. Find people to be our, I'm looking for Taylor right now.
Yeah. Listeners, you can know any Taylor's bring up to Terry Town. Send Terry Town. Send him my way.
I'm Link. I'm the mayor boy. Oh my gosh. The hero of Hyrule?
No, the mayor. I'm the mayor of Ice Town. Ice was what Ice Clown costs Ice Town. Town clown clown.
Watch Parks and Town clown town. Hero of Hyrule Ice Town. It's like I'm a figure right now. Yeah.
Cause I beat Bannon. You did it. I'm so proud of you. Thank you.
You're amazing. Thank you. You're so little hero. There's my little hero.
Just a little hero. Who that boy? Who him is? Link.
Link. The hero. Hi, rule. I'm getting a new prompt for this news.
Oh, I'm so excited for this segment. I'm so excited for the segment boys and girls. Because it's Halloween and because it's a spooky episode. I wanted to talk about something.
I think we can all relate to this segment's called Little Super Stitions. Little Super Stishis. Is it coming up? What?
Righting's on the wall. Is it coming up on the model? Oh, yes. But don't, don't, don't, little superstitions.
I'm about to fall. Yes. Um, you guys. This is Little Super Stishons.
I'm not Super Stishis, but I'm a Little Stishis. That is the best. Thank you Michael Scott for that joke. Um, I was just thinking the other day as I was going about my day.
I was like, oh, there's like little things that I do. And I have it in my head that like if I do those things, it's a good day. And that's a little superstition. And I was like, oh, okay, I should pay attention and we should do a little segment about those superstitions.
What do you got? So the one that made me remember like, realize this is the thing is I was going to the bathroom and whenever I go to public restrooms, I have stalls. Yes. I always go to the second one from the door.
Interesting. And if it's not open, I have a little panic. A little panic. Not like a big, not like it's not a big deal.
But if the second one is open and I go in there, I feel good. I feel okay. Everything is sound in the world. Everything feels fine.
Yeah, I feel you. So that's one of them. Interesting. Yeah.
I was definitely a subscriber of the do not step on a crack. Oh, interesting for a long time. Yeah. When I was a kid, especially, but it wasn't really because I was like, my mom's back is going to break.
I was just like, I'd rather not. So I just didn't. That's nice. Yeah.
Little superstition. Right. Because it was a big superstition. I'd be like, Oh, holy night.
What? What? Happy Halloween, boys and girls. Oh, holy night.
The cracks in the sidewalk are not good. I think I was just nervous. So I started singing a holy night. That's fine.
I don't know why it's okay. It happens when. Yeah. If it was a big superstition.
I think it was because I started thinking of Rosary V. But I am not Catholic or religious. So I don't know what that actually means. I like distinguishing between Catholic or religious as if it's not like a denomination of Christian.
No, I am not Catholic or religious. Right. But I know that sometimes Rosary V's are pulled out to hold. Yes.
When fears happen. Yes. If I had a real superstition, I would probably do that. Yeah.
But it's a little superstition. A little stition. Just because it's a stition because I'm just not going to step on the cracks. Right.
That's fine. Do you have other little superstitions? I don't want another one that I could think of. It sounds really dark.
I pay a lot of attention to like if I'm if there's a type of it's usually food that comes in different colors in a package of assorted colors. I pay attention to how much of each color there are. Interesting. And depending on the percentage of the ratio of colors, I either feel better or worse about the day.
So for example, M&Ms. I was five different colors. If there's a lot of brown M&Ms, I get really upset because that's a bad day. That's a bad day.
That's like an omen. But one time at work, we got we had this like someone brought us a bag of candy and it was like individual packets of M&Ms. So it was like 10 or 12 M&M's and every little thing. Right.
Little fun size ones. Fun size. Fun size. It's Halloween.
I put it in that so quick. Yeah. I was reading American Girl Magazine when I was 12. Yes.
And this one girl wrote in because they have a place where you can write in and tell a little story and she was 12. Yeah. And she was like, Hi, my name is Madeline or something cute. Yeah.
Yeah. And I'm short. But and sometimes it makes me sad. But I just want to say that we're short.
We say that we're short. We say that we're fun size. So every time I hear fun size, I'm like American girl. Thank you.
You're going to Madeline or whoever you are. Girl. Girl. Yeah.
But we had these little fun size packs of M&Ms and I would go back and get one. And for whatever reason, every time that I got a packet of M&Ms, it was like 75% blue M&Ms. What does that mean? It's a good omen.
Okay. What? Green. Green is like this one.
Yeah. I've noticed that usually if there's a lot of green M&Ms, that means there's no blue ones and the blue are my favorite. The blue are pretty. It's a nice color.
It's a really good shade of blue. Yeah. There's here's a funny thing. This is a tiny thing.
Okay. A little pin. I read somewhere when I was like 10. Yeah.
That green M&Ms are a what they call. What is it called when there's a there's a potion? Afro-D-G-A-C. Green M&Ms people people link to sex, which is weird.
And I don't get that. And I haven't heard anything about that lately. But Google it. It's a thing.
Okay. That's also a call to you listeners. It's very odd. But here's the thing.
When I was little, my mom asked me what I wanted to ask Santa Claus for. And I said, I want a green surprise, which just means I want Santa to bring me things that are all green. Oh my goodness. And so one of my green surprise items was a jar full of green M&Ms, which was so fun.
That's so cute. I got a green fishing rod and I got a green probably set of jammies. A green surprise. I can't believe you.
That's the way my head works. That's unreal. I love it. And then I learned that the green M&Ms are an aphrodisiac.
I told my mom that she's stupid. Yeah. And I was like, yeah, yeah, you're totally right. But green M&Ms for me used to be my favorite.
My new favorite is red because my mother and my brother cannot eat anything with red food coloring. Oh, that's true. They're so large to it. Yeah.
Hives all over. So you got to eat the red ones. I eat the red ones and the orange ones for them. Yeah.
But the blue ones are pretty. Yeah. So that's a good thing. That's a good day.
I got a good energy. Hey, that's kind of like a metaphor. A good day is a blue M&M. Yeah.
It actually means something. That's a great one. It's okay. I like it.
It actually means something. Goddamn it. I have green things. I thought of another one.
Yeah. I didn't know if I had enough super decisions. It's okay. But this is real.
Okay. And it goes under my nose because it's just a way that I live my life. This happens with anything that has more than one of it of its kind. So if I buy a coffee and I go over to the lid on it, I do not take the top one off the stack.
Okay. I take the second, third, or fifth. I pick up the stack and I take over the middle, I put it on. And if there's like some books, like if I need to buy a coffee, I take the second, I take the second, third, or fifth.
I pick up the stack and I buy a book and I do not take the front one. I take whatever's behind it. Like when I was buying my Nintendo Switch case, I did not take the front one. I did the one behind it.
Fascinating. And it makes me feel better. Huh. But especially with lids and straws and stuff, if there's already a straw in the thing, I don't take it.
And lids never the top one. I was just listening to someone talk about that the day. Really? They're like, I don't take the top lady because I'm almost positive.
Someone picks up and lick it. Oh, yes. And put it back. I think it's just so funny.
Yeah. Hands go thin here. Right. No, thanks.
Right. But I also don't want a book that has a little tear in the cover. And there's always one. Yeah.
Of course. Yeah. Pisses me off. Yeah.
Give me a clean cover, please. Yeah. That's it. That makes sense.
Yeah. Yeah. That's a good superstition. It's a real superstition.
Ladders about to fall. That's spooky. Boys and girls. Speaking of spooky.
Wait, do you have any other super cool stuff? I'm excited for this next segment. I've got to say we've had this planned for about a month and a half now. This segment.
Yeah, we have just because Courtney's funny and she made a joke a month and a half ago. We're like Halloween. Halloween. We're gonna come around or B square.