Episode 9: Green-Eyed Giganotosaurus

Jealousy isn’t just a feeling—it’s a full-blown prehistoric rampage. In this episode of Dating App Apocalypse: Survival Skills with Clever Girl, we dive into the green-eyed emotional dino that loves to stomp all over your confidence. From passive scrolling panic to spirals of comparison, Clever Girl is here to help you survive it all—with claws, charm, and a few hilarious confessions. Plus, special guest Trixie the Therapist Triceratops joins us to break down the difference between healthy jealousy and emotional extinction events. You’ll also get rapid-fire roar-or-horn moments, listener mail drama, and a sneak peek at next week’s episode: Rejectosaurus Wrecks. Because comparison isn’t just the thief of joy—it’s a whole dang dino heist. #DatingAppApocalypse #CleverGirlPodcast #JealousySucks #EmotionalSurvival #GreenEyedGiganotosaurus #TrixieTalks #PodcastDatingTips