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Oct 1, 2014 1 hr 58 min

Episode 9: The Final Quest #5

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"Kissin' Cousins" Well I've got an elf, she's as cute as she can be She's a distant cousin but she's not too distant with me We'll join all night I'll squeeze her tight But we're kissin' cousins 'n that's what makes it all right All right, all right, all right Yes we're all cousins, that's how our blood runs Because we're children of The High Ones I got a lifemate and she wants a lot of love That's the kind of trouble I need plenty of* *With apologies to Elvis (Elfis?) PLUS: The winner(s) of our first contest, details on a potential fan-feedback episode (let us know if you're interested!), elf birth control, suppressed Recognition, elf sexism, Windkin's comely butt, and swords 'n guns!

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