Episode 9. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

This week the Pauls take a trip on my neighbour Turturro's catbus of acting gravitas as it plunges them headfirst into Bayhem, a storm of sleaze, sweat and bewbs jiggling over soft fade ins of men in army fatigues having good old arm wrestles and being MEN, who are great. That's right, kids: we're trying to find the one good thing about a Michael Bay film! Hooray! Featuring: What Drug Is My Mom On? an unlikely sequel, a moment of real cinema, a brief moral and the greatest joke of all time.