Hey guys, just before we start this podcast, just wanted to give you a little heads up that this one's going to be a little different than usual. I didn't really cut too much out of it, just because one, some of the stuff was just too funny to cut out, and two, if I did cut it out, it wouldn't have made any sense. The rest of the podcast I left it in. So what you're about to hear is the raw uncut version of episode 9.
And also as a disclaimer, where's a lot of profanity and sexual comments in this one, for no particular reason. That's just how we are, and we mean nothing by it, it's all just for fun and jokes. Also, during certain moments on the podcast, we're pretty loud, so just a heads up. I tried to lower it as much as I could, while also hopefully maintaining the volume so that you could actually hear it.
But yeah, just wanted to say that real quick before we jump into it, and hope you enjoy. What can we not say? Man, everyone got cold water. You got your food.
This one's like, there's ice in here. Because it's barely frozen. Like it's literally on the gringo freezing. It's a cheddar.
Yes sir. Yeah, I didn't even know what I meant. No, you can say whatever you want. It doesn't matter.
What do you want? I'm just going to add it. He's your head has a huge dip. No, it's true.
I might just add your shit. Every time you talk. It's going to be a long blank on. So what do you think is the cheddar?
Wow, real nice. Great answer, I think. But just microphone, it's good, it picks up, but it won't be too far from it. I mean, you can see it from the loud.
It's going to be like that dude. That's a bit of a talk. I love it. It's going to be a whisper.
And then, so I'm just going to make a laugh. No, it's going to be the screech. I don't know. And I'm going to scream laughing.
Fuck it asshole. Alright, alright. Shut up man. I know, it's cool.
Alright, you try? Yeah, just cut out the first five minutes. Sorry. You want to do it?
Yeah, you can do it. This is talking nonsense with me. Welcome back to talking nonsense. I'm caught.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I got it. I got it. Sorry.
I'm sorry. That's cool. I got it. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. All right. Make it really neat though. What can you talk about nonsense?
Look, talking nonsense is your host card. I got my pile. Call. I'm calling it.
Call it. Haha. Listen to the first word. I mean that's what you got.
Yeah. Isn't it not? Hey. Why is it?
Haha. I can play it. Small league, I'll beataina. Haha.
This was probably just going to be like this. It's talking nonsense. This is our ninth episode and we have two special guests with us again This is like a third episode in a row that we've done this. Did you know that?
With special guests? Yeah, seven was with our cousins. Oh, yeah It was just with a friend. Yeah, and now we have Peter and Zekander.
You want to introduce yourselves? I mean, I said your names, but who the fuck are you? My name is Kander. I said that.
I am. What do I say? Oh, why are you walking around? You were a later session.
We're a skater and we're here because we're the most special guests ever. Because Peter's my friend and I'm low with him and I knew he was coming so I followed him. Oh, okay. He's not wrong.
Yeah, that's cool. Alright, cool. So episode nine, what are we talking about? Games.
Video games. Yeah, video games. That's why you guys are on here. Because you two play the most video games out of the four of us.
Feel attacked. No, I still look at me like that. Because it's true. I don't play video games that much anymore.
I don't enjoy free time. No, I'm just kidding. I do. That's all we're talking about it.
So we all do. Alright, that was episode nine. That was a quick episode. No, why don't you start us off?
Like within a week, what would you average your game time? Oh, Jesus. That's why. You can go wild.
I'm a little ballad. I probably... Oh my god, it is a lot. I would say like 25 to 30 hours a week I think.
That seems like a lot. That's a lot. That's a normal one. One day.
One day. Yeah. One day. Three hours.
I don't work. 24 hour period a day. 30 hours a day. 30 hours a day.
Yeah, 30 hour days. I probably put about the same. Yeah, it's definitely a week. No, like here you go though.
Definitely. Look at that. I'm like a hearing. What?
What's the difference between you? I was like this month. I was like, no. Yeah, we just did it this month.
Like I cared. But... Yeah, no, that's a 25 hour period. Okay.
Like with work and other stuff. Probably like I probably like two, three hours a day. Okay. That's a lot of...
Do you guys meet through video games or not? Yeah, we call it duty. Yeah, we call it duty. Really?
That's really actually how you met. We all... Well, me, it's a candidate. Peter all went to the same high school.
Yeah, we were friends and... They were making me feel left out. Yeah, we met on Call of Duty. And I thought he was a big guy guy.
You do, but you're not late. Yeah. I can't think of any other race right now. I'll be back.
Any other other... I can just... I can just... I can just...
There's only one thing. Oh, man. Yeah, so... Oh, I thought you guys knew each other before that.
No, we met on... Three Sock. Yeah. Oh, he's like...
He's like some weird website. No, I think... He's like... It's like...
He's like... He's like... He's like... He's like...
He's like... He's like... He's like... He's like...
He's like a year or two before we met in person. Really? Who was there? Was it me, you or me?
I think he was done. I can't remember that. He was my friend too. Oh, I need a friend.
You're the only one that's left out here bro. No, what are you doing here? I don't know. I'm just kidding.
You can leave. It's a candor. No, no, wait, don't go. That's what the episode's over.
Yeah. That's what I was gonna say. Oh, no. Yeah, actually we did it either.
Like we were friends freshman year. We had like PE together. We had PE together. We had PE together.
I think... I literally only talked to him. Very PE. I started playing Call of Duty of Peter.
It was ... Was it two? Then we started on one word or two? Yeah.
One word for two. I was playing with Peter and then he... I think one day he was like hold on. I'm like my friends and he did.
This guy's voice... Who the fuck is this dude? It doesn't sound like what he looks like. He was like Karrick though.
Oh, so he actually did. No. Was he a Karrick? Yes.
You used to be good. He's going to be good. He didn't do anymore because he knows how. He was throwing a shade already.
He was the next remoker. The first thing I thought of when I heard it- because he was hilarious. And I was just laughing, like my michael's off and I was like, what the fuck is this guy? Hilarious ass dude, right?
And I thought he was hella cool. And then I was like, can't just cry. And then I met him and I was like, oh, no. Flashback is real.
Real fucking dick. No. No, he's cool though. Is that where you get your shit talking from?
From him. No, I was always a shit talker. Oh, oh, you were always a shit talker. Yeah, he's made both worse shit talkers.
He definitely took it to weird sexual level. I don't take it to weird. You do take it to weird sexual level. You take it to weird sexual level.
See, even your girlfriend says so. Hey. You do. What's the worst thing you've heard him say?
I'm like a resty man. It does not. I can't a resty. By the way, surprise gas.
There's five of us here. Yeah. So I don't think I could put a finger on the worst, but there's a lot of gay sexual. Yes.
Yes. Especially a Peter's thing. Yeah. It's so true.
I can only think of lots of penis. That is. I can only think of a very key catchphrase though that you go to. Whenever you ask.
No. That is not a word. But if you're getting killed, fuck my ass. Oh, there's only gay.
Yeah. Yeah. That's a very common one. I like my high-pitched screams.
Every time I got killed. I'm not. No, it was like his battle cry straight up. Like we'd be in a intense match and like it'd be down to the wire.
And you just hear his ass. It's like screaming. Yeah. Like just pluck it.
And then the kill. Yeah. It works. It works.
It's crazy. We were pretty good. Yeah. We were great, actually.
The glory day. No, seriously dude. We were. We were.
We were. We were freaking business. He said we had strats. No, we were talking about strats.
We had strats for one of our dogs. Yeah. From one of our two, our search industry specifically, because we had what, 6 on the team, right? We had a 6 stack.
Like there was 6 of us playing together. And our strategy was, 3 of us would be right shields. No, like straight up, the other 3 would like run on a fucking summation or something. Or just be your disorder with a fucking one.
Pretty much. But, and then we would split up one with one. One right shield with the other guy. Okay.
And then just fucking win. You're like SWAT. Chris over here is giving us the face with so much doubt right now. You don't understand.
You don't understand. Yeah. That's right. It was like a unicorn with rainbows and shoes.
Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's right. That was like, he saw that and he put that on.
And then he just got to be like we're the only. Dude, we were like so good that legitimately when we would get into matches, but before, people would see our client's name right? Pony. And they would just start talking shit immediately.
Because before you get into match, you could hear the other team. Oh yeah, right. In the lobby, right? Yeah.
And then we'd be like, Oh, look at this pony clan. What if this game was pinking? This is the real. This was a real satisfaction in having such a gay name.
It was that? It's not gay. I'll edit that out. In such a happy clan name, the real join it was when they talked shit and then got their ass beat.
They were fucking dead. Oh, you're like silent. Yeah, you hear the silence. Yeah.
Because it would be like, oh, ponyclang, you guys are hella gay. And then you would say all that shit. And then we would win at the end. No, just.
Yeah, nothing. Hello? I'm sure masturbating right there. I mean, that's what it is.
There is. It's like a video game. It's a scam. You just hear this fucking deep voice just saying, I'm going to fuck you so hard.
Yeah, that's me. That's all you hear in the background, furiously. No, there was a lot of this episode. We have to put a word on it.
I'll record the disclaimer at it. I'll do it in front. There was moments like that. And then moments where people would legitimately ask us, can we join your clan?
So did you guys have tryouts? Yeah, we had tryouts. We actually did a couple times. I think we had like 20 people.
I remember we did. I forgot who it was. We tried out there. The guy that we tried out.
On Russ. On Russ. You guys made him quick. Yes.
Yes, quick spoke all of us. You're the last one. Because Peter was the best at Quickscoping. That's just basically if you have a sniper rifle gun in a video game and you don't use the scoping end, you just pretty much hit the button really quick to look like you're scoping in, but then you don't.
In other words, if you don't know what that is, get good, man. There you go. Yeah, but Peter was called you anymore. No, no, no, no.
Peter was the best at it. So we had this one. Okay, that's like a crap. No, we clearly just talking with this.
The only one that came close to being me was this. Are you shitting me? If Quickscoping, I'll get it to you. But you're going to talk to me.
That's just the only one that came close to being me was this. Are you shitting me? If Quickscoping, I'll get it to you. But you're going to tell me that you're doing what's the best out of all of this go in here.
I got more nooks in this motherfucker. Are you going to say that? Yes, yes. Can you get assault shaker in the depth please?
Yes, no. Yeah, how about Quickscoping. The best player was me. But okay, right away.
Okay, garbage, no. Look, we only got recognition because of me. No, I'm going to be this. Let's go.
We're going to be playing Call of Duty. I guess you know this is over. Probably only have two controllers though. It's cool, but- Because you guys haven't bought me one yet.
So you bought an Xbox. I have an Xbox. You guys have the buy-in Playstation. That's what you said.
I don't want you to, but it's what you said. I don't know what happened to that. Don't record now dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We'll figure out what games you guys play now. For Honor. You still got to back in it for Honor. I tried to do it.
I'm fucking terrible. I'm everyone. You're good at for Honor. Bro.
We're just okay. Shoot it from my ass. Watch people with tons of stuff. I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding. You're just kidding. You're just kidding. You're just kidding.
I'm like ass. Watch people with tons of stuff. I'm just kidding. You're just kidding.
You're just kidding. You're just kidding. You're just kidding. You're just kidding.
Screw this guy. He's probably just okay. But I'm good at it. What's your, what's your, do they have a KDR?
Oh yeah. I think the last time I checked was actually, what was I? It was like a 2.49. Damn.
Actually it's pretty good ratio. Peter's over here to shake your shit. I don't take pictures. Peter's like I'm top 500.
No. He's definitely better than me than for Honor. I won't. I won't lie about that.
He's generally at fighting games. He's a lot better than me. Is that on console PC PlayStation PlayStation? PlayStation?
Is that on console? Yeah, that was on console now too. Oh yeah. It is on console.
Oh yeah. It's on PC as well. Oh yeah. Sorry.
PC. Yeah. So it is on PC. Yeah.
That's where I played it. But then like after like three minutes I installed it because I was trash. I feel like it's harder. It is.
Because of the way the game works. Yeah. The control setup, the way the game works is definitely I think. Explain the game for a stick.
I mean it's basically, you know, it's almost like a medieval fighter. You got samurai's, you got Vikings. You got to pick all these heroes. Essentially it's a fighting game at its base.
But you're doing it from a third person perspective. And the way it works is you have a top guard, a left guard, and a bottom guard. And basically you can attack and block from those three directions. And so if someone's attacking you from the top, they're blocking the top.
If you're attacking the left, you got to block from the left. But you can also attack from the left and top all that stuff. And then you also have combos, things like that, like you do a normal fighting game. Yeah.
So it's not, it's not like a hack and slash type of game. No, no. It involves a lot of it. It involves combos.
It's definitely, it's a fighting game at its base. But it's the way it's set up with that three direction guard set up. Definitely made more for a stick than it is I think for a base or a keyboard. I mean, you can definitely do it.
It's just, it's not as intuitive as it is for BC in my opinion. Yeah. You're going to say something? Yeah.
I actually tried playing for Honor on my PC with a controller. Oh, with a controller? Yeah, because I have a Xbox One controller that I use to play some games. Just because it's easier on my wrist.
But at least for Honor whenever I play, like it's, like if you play with people, like the learning curve is already steep enough. But like if you play against someone who's been playing, it's just, man, it's brutal. Yeah. I get fucking wrecked.
I get fucked hard, man. It's, it's, it's, it's, I mean, because like I said, it's a fighting game essentially at its base. So if you come into like, you know, like Smash Bros. or like Tekken or something and go online right away, same concept.
Like you're going to get beat a lot before you start, wait, because people are good at the game. No combos. combos, they know tiny windows. They know what attacks you're going to be locked into and they can punish after that, all that kind of stuff.
So, because when that game was first about to come out and I saw a trailer for it, I thought it was going to be a dope game. I mean, well, yeah, okay, for you. But at least for me, because I thought it was going to be a hack and slap or a hack and slash type game. When I first came out and I thought you were just going to be able to play the game.
Well, yeah, and then play the three different types of classes. You're so barfing. No, no, no guys. You worry.
No. That's just me. I was trying to. I know what you're talking about, but yeah.
So I thought that's what it was going to be. And then when I first played it at your place, Peter, out of controller, I was just like, what? I do wing. Like I understand it at all.
And then when I found out, oh no, it's a fighting type game. And I fucking suck at those. Street Fighter Night. I don't do any combos.
I straight up just blood match. I'll just like, all right, I'll try blood matching for 400. Can't but go. Yeah, I was just.
Yeah. And I like that's not a hack and slash because I'm bad if I had games too. But I also really like games that are like games that are based off of a lot of just your scale and like your timing and like that. Yeah, yeah.
I do enjoy those. So you should be 10 point. Peter, those are good times. We're not going to talk about that.
We're not talking about that. You're not talking about that. You're not talking about that. Well, you guys are taking.
I love taking. I used to like taking. We played Tekken on PlayStation 3. Right.
Dude, when we go against you, how many controllers did you break? I want to say like you broke controllers. I beat them. Oh, because you're just mad or because like rage.
Yeah. Yeah. Like it's because he would take like the one that that the one that I remember. Yeah.
The member the most was like I played with this character dragon off and like I understand now it's still a little bit more like reasons why I lost things like that. I played this character dragon off and I practiced him for a little while. I never played him. By the way, I never played him.
I tried with him. Wait, hold on. He never played against Peter or he never played that character. I never played that character.
Yeah. So I played dragon off. I got like memorized and combos wrong and I was like, you know what? I think I got him to play against the candor.
Right. Scander takes my character. He takes dragon off too. We fight dragon off versus dragon off.
Oh, mirror match. And he beats my ass. But he does it too. He doesn't use any combos.
He just light punched me the entire fucking time. That's what I do. What's wrong with you? You know you could block, right?
I waited for him to do like certain attacks where his block was down. That's what I went in for. Yeah. So I would block all his hits and then wait for him to be able to go.
I'm still not that good. But I understand at least now the way attacks work and how they can lock you in and your fucked if you make certain attacks and stuff like that. I didn't understand that back then. So I just got really frustrated when he just kept punching me in the face.
And when he beat me with my own character doing a really nothing, we never played him. I literally got so mad at him. A hell of times his mom would be like, fuck! His mom would be like, how dare you?
He never played him online. He never played him. He never played him. He wasn't at your house.
No, no, no. That was very terrible. And we'd be on the phone. So I saw his face.
Oh, days I remember that. We used to do that for Call of Duty 2. Yeah, we were always on the phone. We were in the invite.
You were in the call. So you don't want to be honest. I've been on the phone. I've been on the phone.
I've seen the phone. That's a lot. Is that why you make all those comments? What are you talking about?
The sexual comments. Maybe it's like a subconscious thing because you enjoyed it. Not really. It's 2018.
My ass. I'm just saying he fucked me in the ass. That's cool. That's cool.
So you were good at taking that. Yeah, I was good at it. How good? MLG good?
I don't know. That's hard. I've lost. He wasn't that good.
He was good at new attack combos. But MLG attack players. They will get you in the air and you will never touch the ground. Luckily they stopped at the new Tekken.
You can't just do that. Yeah. Yeah. But pro tech was all about juggling.
Yeah. Attack them until they died. When I would go on my way more time than I lose. Shit.
I hate it. You could do something like the character Bruce. When he took it six. Yeah.
Yeah. He literally once turned air, all he does is two moves and you never hit the ground. Damn. He was just accusing.
Once they stopped that with this new technique, he's garbage and nobody plays them. Yeah. But was that specifically that character's thing? Yeah.
Literally if you saw someone playing him in the moment you're in the air, that's it. That's one of his combos or shit. I feel like it was kicking the feet and uppercut you. It was like, that's all you have to do.
Every character could get in trouble if you were good. No, but some of them were definitely easier than others. Yeah. I feel like if you were across someone who plays Eddie, it's usually like...
Eddie Gorda though is like one of those ones where he was probably one of the only characters because all you do with Eddie Gorda is like, that was my guy. That's who I would play whenever I play. Because my brother played Tekken a lot too. And I would play with him.
I think it was just like the first thing. And I would just choose him because he was so easy. I would literally just hit like X and swear. That's a circle.
Yeah, X circle. And then I'm just spinning. Yeah. He was my character.
But I fucking suck at fighting games. I hate fighting games. I can never do the combos or anything like that. Nobody plays fighting games.
I like playing all that shit. You play all that shit. I know that. Did you play the new game?
Or was it like an actual fighter game? Yeah, it was fun game. I mean, like I saw gameplay but I never actually downloaded or tried it out. But it looked fun.
Just because it was so different from the past. I was like, yeah. But I think I see all those. Yeah.
But yeah, it's really fun. Yeah. The animations were beautiful. Yeah.
From the video game. Fighter, standard, and what's the fighters? Yeah. It's like a Marvel vs Capcom.
Like was it like 3v3? Kind of right? Yeah. Yeah.
Okay. So you pick three characters and then like I guess you like go through them or kick swap. You can swap. Okay.
Yeah. Yeah. Which was like some of the Marvel vs Capcom. I don't know if I can get that.
Tekken did the same thing. Yeah. I hate it though. I don't like that switching on set.
I don't want to do like one. Yeah. Can you do that or no? I've never tried.
I've only done the 3v3. Oh, okay. You played that online? Like multiplayer?
Yeah. For that one, since I came in so late like oh it's everybody's better than me. So I just been in practice almost the time. So I haven't really been back online since until I get better.
Yeah. I'm only going to be like two characters. I'm trying to practice on the third one now. So for you right now the current game you're playing is just 4 on it.
From 4 9 we got back on just because the golf cart. I know. It's the ninth. Yeah.
I like drifting with the car. The golf cart is really always dying. Yeah. I'm going to point to them.
But I just yelling. Peter shoot that. I never got into 4 9. I tried it once solo and I know it's like well you're playing solo.
You should be playing with someone. But I tried it once and I just didn't. There's so much shit to do in that game. And it's like crazy watching the people that play that shit.
Like how they can like build their shit so bad. So much at the top level it's all about building quick and stuff like that. I kind of don't like it. I hate the building.
Yeah. I get like one or two walls to cover yourself but whenever you're building a fucking fortress within 2 seconds I am just like I'm done. It's disgusting how well people get paid to play that game. Like on stream by the way.
Doesn't. What was the name? Yeah. That's fucking disgusting man.
That's so much money. I'm so mad. I mean shit if you're good. You're good dude.