Episode 91: Legion Of Iron

It seems we have come across a movie that brought us back to the roots of what this podcast is truly about; the best of the worst and that’s exactly what this movie is. This week we discuss the 1990 “sci-fi” “action” movie Legion Of Iron, but what it should really be called is Legion Of Rape. For a movie about battling to the death, for reasons we still aren’t sure of, there happens to be a lot of non-consensual sex involved. The film centers around high school football star Billy Hamilton and his girlfriend Allyson who get kidnapped when out for a night at Lover’s Lane. Kidnapped by who you ask? Well they are kidnapped by Queen Diana and her minions of course. Who the hell is Queen Diana? We sure don’t know, but we do know that she forces Billy to become a gladiator in death-matches which are bet on by jaded millionaires. Meanwhile, the facility’s guards use Allyson for their sexual pleasure. Will they escape the random fortress in the middle of the desert?