Episode 91: No Sweatpants in Switzerland

Heeeeeeeeeeey everybody,Gather round your digital devices for this installment of yet another Danish and O'Neill podcast. Worried the show isn't over the two hour mark? Fear not, faithful listener, it's just over one hundred and twenty minutes. O'Neill starts us out by briefly explaining how the wedding planning is coming along. We then switch gears by following up on the pet rat case we discussed last episode (rat bite fever). It's been a while since we've had an O'Neill park report, and the one O'Neill delivers in this episode will not disappoint. Turned off by the lack of sex that takes place during live tennis broadcasts? Then, this next story is right up your alley or tennis court. After the first D+O tennis update, we head to Switzerland to discuss the country's peculiar process to get citizenship. Ever had a live fish trapped inside your body? Then you're going to want to listen to the story we discuss that involved a drunk man in China, two fish, and a trip to the ER. Many of you have reached out to me with concerns about Barbara Her-NAN-dez. Because of that, we discuss the confusing end to Aaron Her-NAN-Dez's life and bizarre details that are just now coming out about him. This episode is faster and furious-er than those movies with more gear switches than the Tour De France. We head to NorCal for a mountain lion story, starring a new D+O favorite, Detective Sal Zuno. It's BEYOND time for a 60 Days In update...a lot of long overdue updates in this episode, or just a few, but still. After all that s' talk, it's time to literally talk some s' in a story about a lady who makes the cardinal sin of not owning a plunger. Then, it's on to post-show talk. Enjoy it and SUBSCRIBE, ya weenies. Aw tick tock you don't stop.