Episode 92 Part One: 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' Review!

Pew pew! VrrrrRRrrrr. The holiday season has come and gone, but the Internet is still aglow from the phenomenon that is 'Star Wars 07', and the boys are here to spoil it for you. Seriously. We talk about everything. Even a couple things that never happened. Vreeooww Wawawa. If you haven't seen the film, go see it now in theatres. Then come back and witness our super-longform review of the movie of the season.Did we mention spoilers? Good, now put those lightsabers away and enjoy part one of the only Star Wars review you'll ever need to hear.Vreeeowwwwwsssssssscch-<meta_aside>SPOILERS ABOUND</meta_aside>...