Episode 94: The One About Nothing and Everything

Cold Open Question of the Week: If you could pick what age you would be when you die…would you? And what age would it be?Smelling Like the Rock: Brian picks up new soap and deodorant at Target. Papatui. #NotSponsoredThe Juice is Dead: OJ Simpson died this past week at the age of 76. Brian wrote a piece about Simpson and the death of his ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson and her friend, Ron Goldman. Gary shares his thoughts. Sleepy Joe Visits Scranton: Scranton residents were inconvenienced by the Presdient’s visit, including Brian’s wife, who had a virtual work day on Tuesday because her college campus was closed to motor vehicle and pedestrian traffic.The Masters: Gary did not watch The Masters, and has not really watched sports in the last few months since the Super Bowl.Cheap Heat Podcast moves: Brian’s favorite wrestling podcast is leaving The Ringer Wrestling Show.TheBrianLennonShow+: An April Fools Day joke that appeared to have fallen flat on readers. Not one comment!WNBA Airballs with Readers: Brian is surprised that his piece about the WNBA did not receive more views, and in fact, received less than his typical pieces.DeepCuts with VicBlends: The Internet barber welcomed Tom Brady into his chair recently and discussed life, etc. Brady said he’d be open to returning to the NFL for a playoff run. How does Gary feel about Tom possibly returning to the NFL?Deployment Return Videos: These get the guys every time! Tearjerkers. Grab the tissues for this one.https://t.co/rOb8v5TtYD">pic.twitter.com/rOb8v5TtYD— Dudes Posting Their W’s (@DudespostingWs) AprilGary’s News of the Weird: A ballerina mob dance; sleeping man breaks in two.RIP Mr. Moran: One of Brian’s coaches from childhood, and the father of one of his best friends growing up on Long Island, died this past week.Brian and Gary would love for you to Subscribe to TheBrianLennonShow podcast! It’s Free! Get full access to TheBrianLennonShow at thebrianlennonshow.substack.com/subscribe