Episode 97 – Gun & Hammer Brothers

We offer our opinions of the locally notorious Eastgate Square robbery by two dudes – one with a gun, the other with a…hammer? Then we all went down the natural progression of “what if we robbed a store?” If you could live forever, would you want to still be able to have a boner? Robot dicks are covered extensively. “We’re supposed to fuck these things, right?” was said in this podcast. Enjoy.🎙 Park Bench Ontology — existential comedy for the end of the world.🔗 Follow & Support: 🌐 Website: http://gavinstephens.ca 🎧 Podcast: https://pod.link/uncolonized 📷 Instagram: @countgavin 🐦 Bluesky: gavinstephens.substack.com 🎵 TikTok: @ParkBenchOntology📼 YouTube: http://youtube.com/@parkbenchontologyAlso, Check out the Substack: Dispatch From The SimulationSubscribe and leave a review! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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