Episode Four: RIGHT ON, RED

Right On, Red: In this, our finest hour, Disco and Robbie remark on the water shortage in Atlanta, Georgia. This is news the American media is trying to keep suppressed! Not really, though. Disco conducts a one on one interview with one of the most important figures in modern American history, Bev Harris. There is a documentary about this woman. That’s how awesome she is. We should note that the sound quality of the interview varies because the recording was done during one of the biggest electrical storms this city has ever seen! Not really, though. It was kind of a little storm, actually. Our sound board is held together with scotch tape. However, all of us here at FINL encourage you not to fast forward through this interview, as it is the one that we are the most proud of-warts and all. As usual, we bring you a healthy dose of news coverage, combined with plenty of awful jokes at our producer’s expense. By the way, if you are Jewish, you may want to listen closely then by all means send your hate mail directly to Chloe. Her email address is: [email protected] That is not a typo. Her ex-husband stole the last “S” in her name. Fucking gypsies.