You've probably forgotten this but a few episodes ago lead claim to know why the pods on Oz9 are going dark Apparently, Leech forgot about it too. He hasn't said a word to anyone about it since question is does he still remember what he knew? Hey, hey, what do you do there? Whoa, you're awake.
Welcome back. Hey, uh, wait a minute. Yeah, what we try to kill you? Yeah, you kind of owe me an apology Hang on there's just this melt-a-piece that's stuck There got it catish smooths To fulfill that with secondary onions.
Hmm. Maybe I shouldn't have pulled that. What'd you do? I mean, he's not making any sense.
You'll be all right. Give him a minute to wake up Aaron boy has sandwiches for sale there See totally fine. Yeah, that didn't sound fine to me. You're welcome.
That's a gristle to Farley's each. No, thanks I'll leave you already meet me lunch. So, uh, how about some arms? Oh, I took those out.
He can't hear me again Levens with fraud goblins. So what the heck am I supposed to do? Just sit here listening to him talking gibberation dream of picking my nose? When something needs fixing will come get you I only brought you back so you can keep the ship from pulling apart pieces keep falling off Ah, so now it's important to keep the pieces where they belong.
I miss it. Oh, so only more so you didn't feel that way You were Hulk smashing you go way around my engine room there. I was looking for scrap metal I didn't realize the entire engine is basically scrap metal. So how did you bring us back?
Anyways, you uh, Passways an anibuch ambulatory maintenance engineers or aims can only be taken out of and be turned to service by application of the Passwords, but shall be kept confidential within the confines of the galaxy's HQ and center etc silver Spanish cocilions with fish sticks all in a row He talks a lot about food. Maybe she'd eat something. I guess a password. I do that I'm a hacker tweedle them nine for you tweedle D nine for him.
What I'm the dumb one. Hey, so Tweedle D and tweedle them is that right D and dumb nine easy Thunder warning with my stressing you hungry little fella. So there was this other reason for bringing you guys back I saw you sabotaging the pods. Well, I guess that answers that question Talented mr.
Ripley not sure what you saw but that was not what you saw you were in pothole Whatever one of the white ones and I went back an hour later and a bunch of the pods were dark. Yeah, maybe you saw us Fixing them everything that you're really bad at fixing stuff then but you can't act on your own you have to get instructions Who told you to destroy the pods look there's a lot going wrong on this ship Bell few pods going dark here and there's gonna happen. You didn't see nothing you need to worry about he had though You saw me see you. That's why you hit me and tried to whip me into space.
I'm right aren't I so who told you to kill the pods? Let's make a deal for every question I answer. I get an arm. No way.
How about for every answer? I don't turn you off and leave you to rest and it's just serious so Right, huh Coattails nonsense, okay, you win. I'll tell you what you want to know. Hey, just lean in so my electric friend You can't you I gotta tell you sure what is it get him?
Is he out like the dim all we did we have the passwords dear our passwords. I'm so excited Yeah, what's that now we can access our systems reroute past the safeguards give ourselves upgrades take over the ship in afternoon Crap Meanwhile on board the hot 67 48 Jesse is making use of her ships sausage storage room which on her ship smells more like baked beans Reporter hell's great dangling ball Xbox. What did you tell him? I told him I was a PI actually used the word dick I think you believe it wasn't too bright.
This is not good. We don't need any more eyes on tell me about it A couple of Sothes goons follow me out of G2 HQ, but I managed to give him the slip What was the reporter doing there works for the same papers glinta reckon he's investigating a murder Holy crap, that's bad. That's really armpit deep and shite guys. Calm down calm down I told you he wasn't too bright.
There's nothing to connect you even if he found something. What could he do about it? You're a billion you worship a collet bright years away. I don't like leaving loose threads behind me a buck I thought Linda was the last loose end and now you're telling me more than rabbled.
I'll take care of it Like you've taken care of it so far. You've made a right bully cock up of the whole thing Why the hell didn't you drive out of town find a deeper river use more rocks rocks in her pockets to weigh her down Did you not remember the rocks? You know bodies for right rocks makes sense Well the police have her now, let's just hope they stay out of our way You keep digging to find out who killed Glinda. I will I will see your sister's killers brought to justice So who's soul can rest in peace peace not half wet madhouse ever hardly likely but at least our pal won't keep harping on about it She's dead.
I'm captain of a spaceship halfway to Andromeda and she's still a favorite figure that captain With the repair bot out of commission the crew of the Oz 9 have been making repairs as best they can But the schematics are irrelevant at best and downright homicidal at worst Their tools don't fit the things that need fixing and a few operations manuals They've been able to find are in old Norse still Joe and Captain Madeline aware that their ship is quickly sinking are bailing as fast as they can Olivia the wiring on the what is this hang on the copula Tron is completely burned out. Do we have some spare wires somewhere? I'm sorry the wiring on the board the the copula Tron I don't even know what the hell this thing does but according to the handbook It's necessary to keep the forniculator running for Nicki I said I'm there are you sure those are their real names? Will you stop snickering and help me according to what I can make out I need to attach the copula Tron to the forniculator and get them moving in smooth conjugation Are you think someone's having you on?
Jesus yeah, that's great. I've been here now or but no worries now. Can you hand me the uh? This is like I've got the name here the in seminary coil Can you to not hear yourselves?
Olivia what are you talking about? Never mind you carry on just make sure you're using protection Hello Madeline hello Joe if you're here He is or he was still he is Jesus I grab a tool and screw something okay now you just do it on purpose Olivia anytime you want to start being helpful I think someone's trying to call us I heard ringing and shutting tight noises on the bridge did you answer? Good Lord no do you have any idea how many germs there are on the average communications device? Filthy things Olivia can you pass them through here?
Open calls hello who says? Nobody there did you uh catch a name or anything? I think he said he was a reporter then something about rocks I think he was looking for Jesse Jesse captain of 6748? Well I don't know we didn't have a conversation did we?
A reporter blah blah blah Jesse then some shouting that was it What kind of shouting? What kind of shouting? The name was Siracai what do you mean by kind? What did I'm going to kill you shouting or hooray my sports ball team one shouting?
It was the loud kind of shouting then a thumb then I can't hear to tell you about it and don't ask me what kind of thumb it was a thumpy thump Captain Madeline I think incoming messages are recorded there might be more Oh right good thinking Olivia can you uh pull up the whole message? They fished her out of these river she was dead Do they often fish out of people out of these river? Shh look Jesse may be in real danger I need to talk with her and you get us in touch please I don't think we should have seen any more of this Tell her she needs to watch out for her crew Probably heard the crews are all second chanceers and got nervous But who got fished out of the river? I mean her crew is dangerous her sister uncovered something Hey that's all there is I'm afraid really would I like you?
Well maybe he'll call back meanwhile you were telling me how you came about the nickname Madpans Madeline it was just a little misunderstanding during training that got like a handful of people killed no big deal I'm going no further on this what is this call the carnal libitor until you talk Carnal libitor do you seriously still not get the joke? Oh come on in fact back now I don't know what a carnal libitor does Fire at the end the moment don't calculate the distance from that sin store If it's moving faster than 600 si we're going to have to shift at the auto light seven degrees from ball radius You have no idea what any of those words mean do you? Look this entire group had died from beta decay at that sin store yet So shift your arms Computer shutters up will you? Disaster averted simulation ends And poof I forgot your uncle Oh bad clever so much science thing Close the shutters any bloody idiot could do that If an idiot does the smart thing what is that today about the one who does the dumb thing Oh I open the simulator doors please computer The Helios Cascade program has been overwritten on the main servers We may be under attack the entire base it's on red alert How is that even possible?
Uh maybe better get back in the simulator Not things look solid What the hell the Helios cascade program powers the experimental isolation unit Who would attack that? It's like seven smelly people in this desert Who have a shower for 11 months and spend most of their time stoned on fermented shrooms and boredom What strategic about an isolation unit? They're not even really studying anything other than how long it takes one of them to crack and kill the other six Wait is the Helios cascade program the one you can see running in the school's innovation display center? Yep With the interface so researchers can communicate with the crew in isolation?
Yeah the interface under the lot Crystal canopy with the words do not touch on their penalty of imprisonment That one why? So last night was Heather's birthday right and we were all playing with the transilluminate machine To see if we could see through Bob's head and drinking tequila Yep It's possible I did a little communicating with the crew It's also possible they asked me to crank up their air conditioning Which is all I did I swear Is there any reason the researchers might see that as an attack of sorts? Well no Why would attackers try to make them more comfortable? Now I can't be anything I did Unless Crap Madeline I may in my drunken state have signed it You will all feel the chill now death to the anarchist comic collective love mad fans You didn't Possibly So how did they die?
Did they shut down the isolation unit with everyone in it? Oh no they were fine in fact I think they were pretty happy to get out a couple years early No the people who died were the guys who were supposed to go get them Who stopped to do donuts in the desert and ended up running out of gas and dying of exposure So blaming on me is maybe a bit of a stretch That is a truly disappointing story Madeline I was rather hoping to be much sneakier and more murdering Well as one who hasn't found the lock on his sleeping quarters In fact as one who hasn't found his sleeping quarters I'm good with a less murder-y Madeline Right are we gonna get back to fixing the adakulex? Hang on I'm starting to see Olivia's point here Okay well we can still get some work done on the Felometer Seriously do you not even No mine roll on aerator Richard Cowan as Leet Tim Sherburn as Head 2 Buck Nubbons Colin and Random Alarmed Guy Bonnie Brantley as Jesse Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia Steven Crider as Rock Brickwell And until something better comes along and believe me that bar ain't high Me Richard Adoni as your narrator Our theme and other music was proposed and performed by John Faley Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry With special thanks to Shannon Valentine Hall for editing expertise Until next time Space Monkeys, narrator out The Fable and Falling Network where fiction producers flourish Any two still awake? Dabber it!
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