Episode Two Hundred Forty-Nine: A Very Merry Pastas Part Nine

Oh, cum all ye faithful. Cum right here and now, please. Come listen to this week’s Christmas episode. YES, another one of these. And I incorrectly thought it was our tenth - it’s actually our ninth, BIG DEAL. And guess who’s back for another Christmas episode? Tenron Otrin! Yes, for his second Christmas episode! Nice. Oh, and Frowns McBooHoo is here too, I guess. Nothing new and exciting there. This shit is his idea after all. I hate these stupid fucking Christmas stories. I suppose it breaks up the monotony, though. We often take ourselves too seriously sometimes and some years we’re due some self-reflection. And what does that reflection reveal? How fucking stupid we could be, yes. That’s it. These Christmas stories suck and I apologize to NOBODY. Merry Christmas, and a Happy New year, you fucks. We’ll see you on the other side. The Santa at the Mall(41:02) by DerpySpaghetti https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Santa_at_the_Mall Christmas Nightmare(55:06) https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Christmas_Nightmare No Gifts this Year(1:18:57) by Mr.Zalgopasta https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/No_Gifts_This_Year A Heartwarming Christmas Tale(1:34:08) by MrDupin https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/A_Heartwarming_Christmas_Tale NEW! Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTA AND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pasta MERCH: 
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