Episode Two Hundred Seventy-Five: Why The Long Face?

We’re back in the kingdom of HO-HOs and Lititz, PA. Yes, that’s right, the SOFA Kingdom, to be exact. This time, joined by the royal family as Sofa Queen also joins us on spectator duty while the King and I have our jolly time. That being said, these stories were random as all hell but also fun as all hell and I blame all of that on Sofa King - he’s just that kinda guy. He read through my list, he checked it twice, he found these ones to be the weirdest and I’m just along for the ride. The same way you’re along for the ride. Well, not the EXACT same, but you get my point. Buckle in - we’re going places. Are they fun places? Not really. They’re dangerous and weird. But we’re INTO that. RIGHT? Right. 10 Years as an Escort and this was Not in my Job Description(40:53) by EZMisery https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/4x2mco/10_years_as_an_escort_and_this_was_not_in_my_job/ I Found a USB Stick AKA The Long Face(1:10:29) by Fyve https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/10b4z6/i_found_a_usb_stick_the_long_face/ NEW! Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTA AND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pasta MERCH: 
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