Equal Opportunity Offenders
Equal opportunity offenders. I share my ailments with people. I wonder if when I go to sleep I’ll wake up the next morning. I used to think the strongest part of my body was my knees. But then again, Ancient Romans idolized the human foot.
An episode of the Garner Isn't podcast, hosted by Ed Garner, titled "Equal Opportunity Offenders" was published on April 21, 2020 and runs 29 minutes.
April 21, 2020 ·29m · Garner Isn't
Summary
Equal opportunity offenders. I share my ailments with people. I wonder if when I go to sleep I’ll wake up the next morning. I used to think the strongest part of my body was my knees. But then again, Ancient Romans idolized the human foot. My friend thinks her toy poodle is part human. The meaningless waste of consumerism. Prepare for war.
Episode Description
Equal opportunity offenders. I share my ailments with people. I wonder if when I go to sleep I'll wake up the next morning. I used to think the strongest part of my body was my knees. But then again, Ancient Romans idolized the human foot. My friend thinks her toy poodle is part human. The meaningless waste of consumerism. Prepare for war.
MUSIC
Artist Alan Silvestri