Equal Opportunity Offenders

from Garner Isn't · host Ed Garner

Equal opportunity offenders. I share my ailments with people. I wonder if when I go to sleep I'll wake up the next morning. I used to think the strongest part of my body was my knees. But then again, Ancient Romans idolized the human foot. My friend thinks her toy poodle is part human. The meaningless waste of consumerism. Prepare for war. MUSIC Artist Alan Silvestri

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Equal opportunity offenders. I share my ailments with people. I wonder if when I go to sleep I’ll wake up the next morning. I used to think the strongest part of my body was my knees. But then again, Ancient Romans idolized the human foot. My friend thinks her toy poodle is part human. The meaningless waste of consumerism. Prepare for war.

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