Erotic Poetry about Tentacles

Erotic poetry, tentacles, a scone-baking Dark Lord, and war crimes... somehow they all belong in the same episode. This week, the ladies tackle their latest Dildo Dartboard Decisions pick: The Dark Lord's Guide to Dating by Tiffany Hunt—and it turns out to be one of the biggest surprises of the year. Between a delightfully unconventional Dark Lord, chapter titles that get progressively more unhinged, and enough laugh-out-loud moments to keep the drinks flowing, the ladies' had an absolute blast. Along the way, 'Stina explains why she'll never fall for the classic "Knight in Shining Armor," Claire and Laurel accidentally introduce her to Portland Leather, and everyone discovers that sometimes the weirdest books are the most unforgettable. What starts as another chaotic book club episode quickly becomes one of those rare reads that has all three ladies immediately clicking "Buy Now" for the sequel. So pour yourself a glass of wine (Portugal optional 😉), settle in, and join us for an episode packed with laughter, spicy fantasy, unexpected heart, and just enough tentacle-related shenanigans to keep things interesting.