Errand of Mercy Episode 40, 14/04/2013: No Longer Noobs, Just Olds.

Podcasting on the Lord's day, Simon and Taylor Swift give G a panic attack, Breaking Beiber News involving the holocaust, Simon watches Britain's got Talent and gets on his high horse then gets weirdly meta, refusing to go on Don't Tell the Bride, planning a terrible Star Trek wedding, competing for a dream wedding (and extensive plastic sergery), 2000 more fake poodle stories from Japan, kids are getting high off of ASMR youtube videos, G gets a bad whispering/Wispa trip, amazing Midwestern US names, Police chief Stickupasserson gets high as hell by accident, Simon hits the advanced Shisha pipe and his dad laughs at him, calling out the covert listeners, Simon's Summer Jam Preview, improving our knowledge of 90s rap and Nelly wants to have mutual fun via carry on style innuendo.// Outro: The Well-Tempered Clavier No. 1