Escape Pod 783: Report of Dr. Hollowmas on the Incident at Jackrabbit Five

Report of Dr. Hollowmas on the Incident at Jackrabbit Five By T. Kingfisher The following report is from the Jackrabbit Colony, Five Tau, regarding the incidents occurring during 7-5-11-8881, fifth rotation, involving Marine Midwife Unit Eleven-Gamma. Incident report has been taken using the I-Witness program from your friends at Taxon Interrogation Software, with explanatory notes added and our new clarification system, saving you valuable time and manpower! At Taxon, Clarity is Our Business!(tm) This is the l-Witness program from Taxon Programming. I will be taking your report today. Please relax and answer normally. When explanatory notes or clarifications are added, please indicate if they are correct by stating ‘Yes’ or ‘No’ when prompted. Remember, clarity is our business! Sure. Please state your name for the record. I'm Doc Hollow. Please state your full legal name for the record. (sigh) Lin Hollowmas. Clarification: This is Lin Hollowmas, PhD, DVM, FRCVM... Yeah, that one. ... current position Doctor of Veterinary Medicine, Jackrabbit Colony? Yeah. Thank you, Doctor Hollowmas. Please state your purpose today.