Escape Pod 803: A Princess of Nigh-Space

A Princess of Nigh-Space By Tim Pratt There was a business card stuck in the crack between the door and the frame when I got home from another too-long day at the office. I plucked the card out, annoyed, assuming it was some stupid advertisement, but the thick black Gothic lettering caught my eye: Bollard and Chicane Obstacles Removed • Burdens Shifted • Troubles Untroubled “We Murder Problems!”   With a phone number underneath. There was small, neat, and slanted writing on the back, in pen: “Dear Tamsin: Our condolences on the loss of your grandmother. We can help settle your estate. Call soonest.” “Granny isn’t dead,” I said to no one, and then my phone buzzed with an incoming call.