Estately Woman

What happens when you're enjoying a typical night over at the pad with the boys and all of a sudden Kyle walks through the dude den door wearing a set of authentic 18th century Provencal undergarments, opaque and as ornate as a tea time doily? I can't explain what came over me, it was as if I was possessed by Beelzebub himself. I shan't recount the acts I committed towards Kyle, my beloved bro. In retrospect, my therapist reassured me that it was only a case of hallucinations caused by rapid onset schizophrenia as a result of consuming an irresponsible amount of the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast on my favorite streaming platform. Consequently, I bit my thumb at her and continued on with enjoying the questionable at best thoughts of West Virginia's favorite mentally challenged comedy duo Adam & John.