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Let's get that engagement up guys. What's your favorite food comment? Do you ever see that on Instagram when like, okay, so there is a campaign that I do for a company that always wants to get the most comments. So they say we recommend asking a question.
So like, I'll post a thing that's like, love this great dress today. Question, what's your favorite color? It's like, oh, oh, that's like sucks. It works though.
But like, can you mat? Oh, hi Trisha, my favorite color is purple. Thanks for asking. No, we'll do.
I think people like to be asked a question. Yeah, but you don't read it. I read the comments. Like, no, I don't care so much.
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I want to do the hot tub. We can do a live hot tub for front of me. It's a little stream. That could be fun.
You started it. You gave me the idea. I watched your other show and then I got ideas. I'm like, I'm gonna do that.
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So that's exciting. But just so you guys know, that little update. Disclaimer. I'm wearing a hat today because my hairline is a little off.
And then my throat is a little raspy because I was putting on a performance over the weekend. So I was screaming and I had no voice. Can we see the hair? I know when you say the hair is bad.
I always want to see it. It's not bad. Yeah, just my hairline is a little off day. Did the hair girl drop the ball today?
Well, it's a guy. But no, you don't drop the ball. You know what it was? I put the cap on and I think it shifted.
Because we were doing a concert post. Isn't he supposed to pin it? Like, hello, hair guy. No, I think I was supposed to take it off after we did the post.
I was doing a sponsored post. And I was gonna take the hat off and then it kind of shifted my anyways. It was fine. Okay.
It's on a knockoff bar. They got the licensing. Okay, good. Thank God.
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My credit went up and I bought a house. It worked. Yeah, it worked. Honestly, I never bought a house.
I was so, so, so bad. Not even statement loans would get me a house. So first of all, I went to your... Okay, we have a lot to talk about.
First of all, I went to Disney. We made a vlog. If you haven't seen it, we made frenemies episode number one vlog. Me and Tricia at Disney for her birthday.
Hey, I'll get more. Can we put a disclaimer on that? Sure. No.
Sorry. All right. One of the things, we got to show you all, right, too. So you see, we've got to shoot at wide angle.
Wide angle on the iPhone. So he could be close to us, but it looks farther away. But a wide angle means the person on the N looks the fattest. And who is on this?
Oh, I do. Well, I do. No, it was you and then he was always in the middle, so you had a nice, skinny friend. Oh stop, I was so close to the camera.
My arm is like the side of the curriculum. I was so... There's a Moses conspiracy to make you look fat in the vlog. But wide is good.
We were trying to show everything that's going on. There was praise for Moses' camera work. So, huge, which is fine, I'm not trying to figure it out, I'm not looking huge, I'm just saying, I'm not that huge. I'm fine, I'm not, you look so small, and I look literally three times your size, which is not three times your size.
Let's pull up a screenshot, do you mind? Let's do an examination here. For enemy's vlog number one, because I didn't notice that. And then we're just like shoving our face in the mirror, like the size of the frickin' turkey, like we're eating.
So hold on, let me, let's see if we can get evident. No, that's not real, I look like the elf. Excuse me, look at me. I look like a- You look normal, you look so normal, I look like I'm a frickin' elf, like why?
I look like I have no teeth, like I look like- Why don't you have teeth first? Exactly, where are my teeth? So here's the vlog, first of all, I love this intro, I just wanna play it for you guys. Yeah, the intro's everything.
Our boy Cam Grant's edited this for us. I was like, oh baby, I was like, yeah, Jake Paul's doing me a Disney's gonna make, my life is over. No, Jake Paul dropped it, right? Oh, we can talk about it.
Okay, let's focus on this, and then we'll talk about my life. This is what I want to focus on first. Okay, so how are we getting on this? Let's get you out, you're in the center, like so most of the camera.
Okay, so you're saying closer to the camera makes you fatter. Look how big my shoulder is. Well, you're wearing this huge shirt. No, no, no, I'm talking about the length from like where my ear is to out to my shoulder.
My shoulder doesn't go out that far, it's extra wide. Okay, let me find a different shot. I'm gonna have- So now I'm on this side and you're on this side. That's a better one, because we're more centered.
Okay. Go to like, go to, not this one. No, go to the first one we did, the dole whip. The dole whip was the- The dole whip, okay.
Now we're both centered in the screen. No, no, no, no. There's a dole whip situation. No, go, no.
Looks normal to me. Which one do you want? Do you want a different one? That's the ball?
Yeah, that one, that one. Let's see your ass with a big ass corn dog in your mouth. I just ate the corn, thank you very much. Yeah, sure, sure.
Look, that is the shot that I was like pouring on your side. You look so small and you look so tiny in the middle. Dan, do you have any- I mean, I don't want to throw you in the fire here. I don't wanna throw you in the fire.
Don't answer, don't answer. Okay, you've gotten a pass, Dan. Speak your truth. You've gotten a pass.
Well, she's right that a wide angle lens does distort the space on the edges of the frame. So I understand what she's saying. That said, you guys are both about the same distance from the center of the frame. No, what?
No. It's so big. You're a little bit better. I'm on the edge.
Either put your mouse in the middle of the screen, like right in the middle. Say what? What? Put your mouse in the middle of the screen.
Okay, yeah. So middle I'm guessing is like right here. Yeah, so I mean- But you're far back and I'm close to the camera. So I'm really close to the camera and he's a little further back.
That's true. Both are sitting right next to you. Okay, you know what? Let's just listen, dude, that, I was thinking when I watched that vlog, it put on so much weight on you.
Yeah, it is. That's my whole point. That's my disclaimer. I was like, that's probably about 20, 30 pounds.
At least. Look at us now. Like, yes, yes, all our shoulders. You know the first thing my sister said to you was, oh my God, there's so much standing here in person.
That was on camera, by the way. That was in real life. That was in real life. You are very tiny.
Like your only thing that is like fat is your belly. But not really even. I've seen you about a shirt. Well, that's what I always say.
I'm both fat and skinny at the same time. It's a curse. It's not good. I can't say that about myself.
I'm not fat. I'm working hard. This was a brutal week for me. But I'm getting back on it this week.
Yeah, you always look like it. But you know, one thing that happened is you like, you ate this corn dog. You just ate the fried corn. And you gave it a 10.
I was like, how are you going to give something a 10? You didn't even half of. But then I ate your dog, right? And then Eli didn't finish her dog.
And then I ate half of her dog. I thought you added that out. Or someone added it out. I didn't.
I didn't. I wanted it in. But Cam grants, can you cut it out? He was trying to save you.
Hey, he made the executive decision. It's amazing. You can. I'm not that skinny.
I'm about six to shorter than you. So it's amazing. I do need to lose weight. I know we're not talking about this on the show.
But I am trying to like, I totally agree. But you are a princess on this day. Look at this guy. Look at the skinny leg.
You want to die a cup? Oh, my God. You want to see? Oh, you know what else?
I got really triggered after this. So I did an interview the next day. And it was for Buzzfeed or whatever. And the girl was like, oh, we just love how confident you become with your body and how you're not about diet culture.
And I was like, no, I'm the baddest. I've ever been. I hate myself when you go on diet. I say because of Disneyland.
I'll tell you why. Okay. Okay. Well, I'm bad on them.
So they're like, okay, here's our professional photo. There's no lens distortion. This is true to self. Okay.
Yeah. And so that you remember having to do individual ones and I was like, yes, I need an individual. I need a plus on Instagram looking cute. This is the fattest picture I've ever seen in my life.
And I actually have a wig. Oh, we have them. Yeah. Okay.
I have an album called before because like when I lose weight, I'm like, these are all my really fat photos. I put this in the fat photo. This is going in here before. Yeah.
This is the fattest ever. Like, I was so triggered. Okay. Give me send it in the group chat.
I got a photo. I was like, oh, no, I was. I was like, oh, no. Okay.
I never went to eat again. I was so, so, so bad. But Tricia, I thought you were a fat legend that didn't care. Until I saw this photo.
I was like, Oh, okay. What happened to the chubby girl who doesn't want to lose weight? She wants to lose weight. That's really was really was.
I just had to do it the right way. I don't want to like starve myself, but oh my god. This is the photo that made Tricia correct. Oh my god.
My arms. Oh, no. Let's look like a hand shot. I mean, listen, I know whatever I say is not going to help.
No, just tell me. And you'd be like, oh, I'm fat. That's how you think I look like. I don't look fine.
Look how little my head is gonna be in my arms. My arms are the size of tree trunks. Like, it's crazy. They don't look that big.
No, it's so fat. Look, I have no elbow. It's so sad. It's ready.
And my dress, I'm so fat. I just was like, I hate it everything. I hate it at all. Let me tell you something makes you feel better.
OK. Flashback to not that long ago, when we were running with the parachutes behind us. Yeah. And then I took off my parachute belt and gave it to you.
And there was like this much space between my waist and yours. Yeah. Yeah. That should make you feel skinny.
Yeah. I did have a salary raise thing. Like bifolot. Hey, let's do a forearm test.
Put your forearms in your mind. Go like this. Like how much bigger my forearms are than yours? Oh, well.
I look like a turkey. Ah, a triggered. Oh, should I not touch you? You're so skinny.
Mine is so fat. Look, put it right here. Put it right here. Oh, sorry.
Let's put it a cup in comparison. OK, forearm check. OK, forearm check. I mean, look, my body stores its fat all in my ass and stomach.
Look at your wrist is so tiny. I have a petite body. You are so petite and they had a rest. Mine is so fat and so triggered.
Can I touch? Oh, I can't put my things around like that. Try it. But it doesn't glow.
That's what it says. Well, you have OK. Well, you're squeezing. Well, I'll do yours.
Well, I'll do yours because I have small fish. Stop with this wrist thing. What is it? Do yours, do yours.
I don't know. OK, but I look like a ham chunk. That's what it is. A ham chunk.
A ham chunk? I think this photo. I think there's a cute photo. I want it to die.
Well, let's just Photoshop it to make you look skinnier. Get someone photo helmet for me, Reddit, memes, whoever. For sure. We can Photoshop this.
Oh, my God. Why should we post like that? Oh, let's lose weight. You're going to feel great.
I'm on it. Let's do it. I've got to try for real. You've got to cut out the mocha here.
Let me see your coffee. No, this is a tea today. It is a tea because it's like gloomy. And is there sugar in it?
No, there's no sugar. It's all good stuff. And it says Moises. Moises.
No, I am for real because I really haven't just feeling really dumb. I just need to lose a couple of years. All right, let's remember. It's fine.
Honestly, it's fine. It's just for myself. I need to lose a little. I feel bad that this photo made you feel so bad.
I got really, really triggered. I thought it was such a nice photo. It was another one. Oh, my birthday.
I had a different dress. And it made me feel so fat. I was just so, so scared. Oh, the girl made it.
Oh, I want to do it. So we went to Disney. You guys watched the vlog. It was fun.
If you guys like it, we'll do more. I'm trying to think of other ideas to do. And also, obviously, get more audio. Better audio next time.
But it's not that bad. And then other than that, we went. So Trisha had her big birthday bash. Birthday.
And I was like, that birthday was insane. The party. Yeah. You thought so?
I thought, first of all, I got to say, it was really small. I invited 12 people with their plus ones. It was only $25. That was 12 plus one?
Wow. I think it was a popper. Ragin. It wasn't at all.
But thank you. It's a kid's party. My party's like, I love karaoke. I love like, you know, Benny Hahn.
I like the kids stuff. So it was too much like a kid's party. So she brought like the Benny. Or how do you call that the Benny Hahn?
Tabachi. Tabachi. We had a whole high bachie show. I felt like it was your butt mitzvall, be honest.
Because everything was like decorated. The chairs were there. There was balloons. Everything was like cast pink.
Yeah. It was a perfect night. And looking over the hills while the sun was setting. Yeah.
It was it was and then there was so OK. It was outdoors. We're going back to the outdoor. Yeah.
I saw some people be like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, you can you complain about people. Shut up. We were outdoors and vaccinate. That's literally what the CDC says to do.
No, literally, everyone that was invited. I work with on a regular basis. It's pretty serious videos and music videos and stuff. We always get like tested.
Everyone's vaccinated. I'm like, well, we're back. OK, just so I think it's going to put a disclaimer because you're reckless. I agree.
Let's go. Vaccination. Oh, did you know that vaccinate people are 100% hotter? That's a fact, Dr.
Fauci said that. Oh, OK. That's like on the I don't know who that is. You don't know who the front is?
OK. Did you know that? Yeah, you you care. So we went there.
You guys are so much fun. I've actually spent like three days together this week. I know. Oh my god.
It was fun. So anyway, we went to the party. We got all dressed up in pink. Everyone was dressed up in pink.
Everyone was like, wow, I love your outfit. I got it on Amazon like three days before. It looks so good. You guys look so cool.
I like a pink cowboy hat. I tried to get a fedora, but they didn't. I was like, oh, wait, how was it? Well, what was it?
There's some kind of pink hat. And it was like, people kept coming up to be like, I love your hat. Where did you get that? I was like Amazon.
Amazon Prime, one delivery. The pink rocks. The pink rocks. I was head to toe.
But OK, that's what I said. I haven't exercised in a month. I'm going to have any sort of exercising. I think that'll help me.
Anyways, I don't think it's just my eating. I think it's going to have to have anything. So I've been exercising. And just the flex on the haters a little bit here.
I'm going to my Instagram. So I've been exercising regularly and feeling strong. And listen, I've not always been a powerful man. OK, so this is our outfit, by the way.
I love this. I was so excited to show it up super posh. I was like, let's have fun. Just got a stupid thing on Amazon.
She's like, mmm. I'm going to just come on. I'm going to fuck. You know me, dude.
I've got to kill you. Everyone loves her style. Everyone's always like, he'll have the coolest style lover. Yeah, I mean, she's an icon.
Yeah. You are too, though. Look at that was Pete Crock. Well, it's funny.
I thought I was just going to look like a goofball. But I ended up actually looking like a real character. Like, I could see this dude on a frat party. You know what I mean?
I love it. He also looks kind of like he's Crock. Oh, I have a present for you. But let me know when you give it to you.
Oh, you brought it? Yeah. Because you got me all hyped up on it last week. Were you hyped?
OK. Yeah. OK, but so anyway, Crock's reminded me of it. So anyway, I was talking about Jack to Ethan from exercising.
So one. Oh, yeah. OK. No.
Jacked. Here I'll click this. No, not that this. And then boom.
I'm not going to lie. That wasn't always easy for I don't think I could necessarily do that. Really? So you think he got stronger?
Yeah, and I put her gently back down on her feet. And she was like, hello. And she's like, tatty. She called me down.
Oh, OK. Should we try to recreate that? No, I don't think I could blow it up with you. It would be some love.
I want to try it. I think I might try it. I remember I wanted to jump on both of you. You landed.
Oh, yeah. I didn't talk. And like, I think you could do it. But I just didn't be scared.
I just didn't know I wanted to do that. Because you were saying you just wanted him to like, you wanted to do a dance move where you hop and he lifts. You like lift him the bottom. I don't know.
We want to vlog it if you try to lift me. Because we need to practice it. But I'm self-conscious about it. Well, I used to dance.
The answer is lifting up all the time. I was always getting lifted. But I feel like now it's like, I don't know. Let's get that food for loss.
Food for loss. Actually, I can't today because, well, it's going to be a day like by the time people see it. But today, May 10, the day we're filming this, I hop has unlimited milkshakes on Adam Sandler. And we're going to go get some unlimited milkshakes after this.
How many milkshakes do you need? What do you mean unlimited? Unlimited. One milkshakes is enough milkshake.
All you can drink in one city. What about Adam Sandler? Start over. Start over.
Yeah, it's on Shuboom today. I thought it was on Shuboom. So basically, wait, what? How many milkshakes do you need?
It's so rich. One milkshake. I have offers. All you can drink milkshakes on Adam Sandler is busy.
On May 10, 2010. Wait, Adam Sandler. What's the I hop? I then left because it was too busy.
And they're giving out milkshakes. Can you eat that? His sweet was, the real reason he left was because all you eat did not apply to milkshakes. So he was like, are you laughing?
I think he was kidding. No, right. But I have to talk that. So you're going to go to I hop and drink how many milkshakes?
I think at least three. I like strawberry chocolate and vanilla. I like all three flavors. But they look like an Oreo cookie one in there.
It's an Oreo. So I'm dying at tomorrow. I'll be honest with you. This whole idea of a guy.
No, because every day with you was like, oh, well, it's free milkshake day tomorrow. But I've got a mukbang 20 fucking. I don't do 20 meals at a time. I'm just saying.
I got sick after dinner. I threw up. You did? Yeah.
Okay, so. And then I tried to like hold it together because you were talking to my mom and sister. I was like, okay, this is like my party. I don't know if that's why.
Maybe all this stuff. You know what? Was it a curse? Was it a dumbness curse?
I don't think it was a noodles we ate that we did not film. We did not film our dinner. And those noodles were sitting in my stomach in such a weird way. I think that's what it was.
So we did a food tour. Our vlog was about a food tour. And we ate all this food. And then at the end of the day on the way back.
By the way, we had this big party bus for like 100 people. And there was five of us there and a stripper pole. No one used it. Obviously.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I got me out for Disney.
Do you want your present? Yes. I love my present. Thank you so much.
All right. That makes me great. And so we ate all this food. And then on the party bus we got dominoes because we're like fuck this.
That food sucks. Yeah. It was really bad. The dinner thing was not good.
Right. Which I'm sorry. That was my fault. Well, because I was like, you know, this restaurant's really good.
But because of COVID they're like, oh, by the way, you have to sit outside and our men. We only have like five items on our menu and they're all the really bad items. Yeah. It was like limited money.
Yeah. I'm sorry. You don't have decaf? Yeah.
It's like dude. They had like steak chicken and nothing. Like there was nothing on it. I got these weird noodles.
It was like okay. All right. All right. Present time.
All right. So what's the occasion? It was my birthday. I was supposed to be for my birthday.
You buy me presents for your birthday. All right. I got one for myself too. So we can like open at the same time.
Should I close my eyes? My fingers stuck. Is that because you're? I don't know.
I'm just asking. Do you store fat in your thumb? I don't know. Okay.
Right here. Look. It says you right here. No, look at the side.
Nike by Trish. Yeah. Okay. Don't look at it.
Pull it off this way. Okay. Wait. How do I open it?
I just pull it out. So this up. Oh, that goes up. Yeah.
Yeah. Okay. Here we go. Three.
Two. One. Okay. Now I got to unbox it.
Whoa. Whoa. Dude. And we look at the back.
And we're going to go to the back. Then we'll go to the back. We'll go here and see. That's cool.
That's cool. Good. That's cool. I'm not gonna go to the back.
Look at him. You got to go there. Whoa. He's pretty.
You just thrown your fingers. Yeah, he's a nice one. Yeah. Yeah.
Is that a niceApp plenator? Is that a great fit? Yeah. It sounds good.
I'm gonna go in there. I'm going to go there. I'm gonna go there. Trish.
Look at him. My feet. My foot is really great. Yo, I don't know if you put that back.
Bestie status. I know, we can be magic. Thank you. I really want to shoot another vlog now.
Where are these shoes with you? We can play like basketball with Adam Sandler and Malibu. Right. He does that a lot.
Oh, for sure. We just have to drive by. People say they drive by. We know the basketball court.
People say they drive by. And he's really nice. One girl is like, oh, yeah, he came up to our car and said hi. Because we're like, Adam, we love you.
And he's like, yeah. So maybe we should try. Okay. Well, let's just go play basketball and maybe like in a little trap.
You'll see some cameras. Wait. You're good at basketball. Remember we played our one on one.
Yeah. You're right. Yeah. Wow.